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Fart Goblin

@GavinTheFool

(he/they/Eldritch horror) One half of Fool The Humans. We make dumb internet content. https://teapaw.org/t.co/HuKUbTVxuH

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Joined May 2021
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After much deliberation it has been determined you need at minimum 15 people at an event in order to hire a clown and it not be weird.
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My ideal partner is probably that lesbian in the woods on tik Tok that reviews wood chopping axes. Idk what that says about me.
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My asexuality is manifesting into lore videos and mini painting.
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We invented boats like 50 thousand years ago and still be crashing those things
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You ever just eat spicy fried apples and listen to your roommate do wizard math in the loft?
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4 more days until PalWorld. The pain of waiting is immeasurable.
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Car stuff complete. I am a totally functional adult. Sometimes.
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Tires fixed. On to inspection. Fingers crossed.
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Update on car: silly me assumed the service charges were on the bill when I prepaid for my appointment. May have only paid for the tires and not services... Solutions are being formed.
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Off on an adventure to fix the car. Wish me luck.
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So for the first time in a long time I woke up at like 5:45 to clock into work. Because I got to go get my car fixed on my lunch break. Being awake that early should be illegal.
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@Palworld_EN14 Jan 2024
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If you think about it. England and the East Indian Trading company colonized half the planet for Pumpkin Spice Lattes.
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Do you ever think, elder more well off people look down as young adults as children just because of their advantage. A safer childhood. They're going to live long because of better diet and healthcare. So they weren't forced to mature quicker due to the struggles of life.
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And they just can't conceive some people have to grow up faster because of their life's circumstances.
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Wheel of time production team.. y'all sneaky. Y'all real sneaky but I see you
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Like 2 days ago I was kinda frustrated cause I was struggling to have fun with hobbies and stuff. And now season 2 of Wheel of time is out so I have podcast to do, Starfield to play, and 3 Gundam models to build.. and I'm so hyped. Life wild.
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Apparently the reason mustard gas is called mustard gas is because it smells like mustard. This is somehow disappointing and intriguing.
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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all government conspiracies are true But cops, fascist lawmakers, pharmaceuticals, and poverty will kill you before chemtrails do.
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I know I'm not super active on here. But hearing about all the changes and watching this site burn itself to the ground is a wild journey
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