
ALT Screenshot from Red Dwarf. A newsreader on groovy funky channel 27 announces: ‘Good evening. Here is the news on Friday, the 27th of Geldof. Archaeologists near Mount Sinai have reportedly discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the Bible. The page is presently being carbon dated in Bonn. If genuine, it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to read: "To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitious and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental." ‘

ALT Photo of a man who looks nothing like Ed Sheeran with the following text: “ The Southern Illinois fugitive task force is looking for Ronnie Williams Jr. of rural Bluford for fraud. He has convinced 3 local churches that he was singer Ed Sheeran and even went as far as performing "The Shape Of You" in front of one church congregation this last Sunday. When the pastor was asked why he believed the real Ed Sheeran would perform for 35 dollars and a sandwich, he said he just assumed he had fell on tough times. If you have any information as to Ronnie's whereabouts, message us immediately.”









