Gayland Anderson

I do not consent to an illegitimate president to order our military to strike. #idonotconsent @WhiteHouse

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Tore Maras! @idontexistTore

Happy President's Day! @realDonaldTrump

#FreeJulian #AssangeAthon

Are you aware that they are putting a Level 4 Bio-Lab in Manhatten, Kansas? Ever heard of tornadoes and earthquakes in Kansas? Seems like a planned catastrophe to me--much worse than the Wuhan Level 4 catastrophe. #StopNBAF NOW. @mikepompeo

Bring it on! Remember the Alamo. Stand your ground.

I've found the best way to prepare tofu: 1) Grill some meat, chicken or fish 2) Toss the tofu...in the trash.

My nephew should quit worrying about his phone and t.v. spying on him... It's his vacuum cleaner gathering the dirt on him.

My nephew called to tell me the police gave him a warning: If he's going to walk around the house naked, he must do it INSIDE!

Hope the weather's good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm tired of life in Los Livingroom.

I just ordered a Life Alert bracelet so when I get a life, I'll be notified immediately.

There's nothing like being in your bedroom after spending the whole day...in your living room.

Our kitchen is now closed due to illness...My wife is sick of cooking.

Just asked a 6 year-old if he understands why there is no school. He said, "Because they're out of toilet paper."

My nephew thought that wearing a mask and gloves was enough to go grocery shopping...Everyone else had clothes on.

You never realize what you have till it's gone...Toilet paper is a good example.

To the thief who took my wife's anti-depressants: I hope you're happy.