Igbo/Eng/Jap. DCA Alumni. A creative anomaly, spontaneously occuring at random. spams side quests.
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Joined January 2018
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Please reshare, repost and tag all the right people, let’s get @AduratheArtist dad the surgery he needs.
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Last woman I told, “you stress me out, but I love you” nearly took my life. My peace wasn’t enough for her apparently.
So now, I might love, but you stress me out, so you gotta go.
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It’s 11pm and I’m awake, thinking up the most unhinged things I’d say to my future wife when she’s pregnant to either get her cackling or build a shark cage around her to keep me away from her.
Eg: “babe, let’s go a round. I wanna see if I can use it to knock the baby’s head.”
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1. Zaraki Kenpachi.
2. Urahara Kisuke.
3. Hirako Shinji.
4. Grimmjow Jacquerjaggz (hope I got it right).
5. Unohana.
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I believe if you do a DNA scan of every single member of the red lantern corps, you’ll find a strand of Nigerian in them.
Can’t have all that rage and not have Nigerian in you.
I don’t mind spoilers cos somehow someway, the things that truly matter never seem to interest people to spoil.
Seeing the last season of JJK now (after so many spoilers), and I just saw something that stung.
Y’all are mean for not spoiling that for me.
Now I’m hurt.
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@WhatsApp is getting creative with their tactics for getting me to ditch the app, cos what am I seeing ads on a private platform for?? Why are ads popping up when I swipe on people’s statuses????
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Hate financial humiliation rituals so darned much.
Hope everyone struggling out there gets it clear for them soon.
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