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Arachno-Marxist • Lawncare Engineer (retired) • Scholar of Internet Freaks • @treeassemblypod

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Joined March 2017
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They all look like they should have stands
The Beatles on their "Mad Day Out" (1968)
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Almost forgot to post this for the second half of the year. Must not break tradition. This video is what keeps me anchored to reality.
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Art =/= “something good/highbrow”
really hard to take the "video games are art" crowd seriously when all of them seem to have the idea that "art" is just "whatever is made by a human being" and will do nothing to defend this terrible position except get overly angry and hurl out insults like a retarded child
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Québécois thinks that no one starves in America
This goes back to disproving the utterly absurd claim that poor people in America don't benefit from imperialism. Even the poorest Americans live in a society that discards nearly 40% of its edible food supply, while people facing comparable poverty elsewhere will simply starve.
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Actually hilarious how they just used a clip of Rocco accurately describing what happened
Rocco Botte reports on American electoral politics LIVE from Osaka with TV Osaka. Expert correspondence! EXCLUSIVE!!!! (Promo and interview clip below) @mega64 @rocco_botte
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Hey Michael, just checking, do you actually believe a single rape has every happened in history? Because it seems like you think rape itself does not actually exist
Here is one of the "rapes" that Russell Brand has just been convicted of. It allegedly occurred after what the woman says was a consensual threesome with Brand, followed by consensual vaginal sex. It was then, according to the woman, that Brand committed "anal rape" upon her...
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Does anyone else find the way Chappell sings about women to be very male brained? Obsessing over sex instead of actual wlw love...
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Francis Fukuyama, 1989
Instead of fighting each other pointlessly, every country should unite and work together to pollute the earth and destroy the ocean and all wildlife and trees
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Catholic doesn’t understand basic human experience, more at 11
Dude casual sex is so alien of a concept to me, like to some extent I understand premarital sex with a SO. but I genuinely cannot understand how performing an intimate act with a guy or girl you met two seconds ago isn't embarrassing or disgusting.
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All this and he turns lib at the last minute because of his gay son
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The 3d rerelease was a cash grab and dint even make that much money, despite being a Star Wars movie back in theaters
We already know this is false. It's been 7 years since the Sequel Trilogy ended and that era couldn't be more dead. Not a single ST figure or vehicle on toy shelves, no spin-off TV series, no commemorative re-releases. Nothing. Whereas in 2012, 7 years after the Prequel Trilogy ended, TPM was back in theaters with a spiffy 3D upgrade, an entire new line of Hasbro figures with Darth Maul branding that included characters from all the prequel films debuted, and the prequel era Clone Wars TV series was bigger than ever.
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You’ve made one movie, you don’t get to do this kind of shit yet
‘Obsession’ director Curry Barker says he pitched Nathan Fielder a collab project after watching 'You Can See Everything' "I put it out in the water" (via @Variety)
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He’s so fucking awesome
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This is just obsession again. Like it’s superficially different but it’s still “what if a girl acted craaazy because she wanted you?”
Curry Barker has released a new short film on YouTube titled ‘MAMA BEAR.’ youtu.be/k0YYzEXSmE0
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What a thriving democracy
הליכוד: הבחירות במדינת ישראל נגנבו על ידי מפלגות ערביות שתומכות בטרור ובחיסול המדינה היהודית באמצעות עבירות פליליות חמורות של שוחד, איומים, אלימות, זיופים ושימוש בתוכנות אסורות להמרצת מצביעים. מפלגת הליכוד מעבירה למשטרה, לשב״כ ולוועדת הבחירות מאות עדויות וראיות על גניבת בחירות בקלפיות ערביות רבות- אלפי מעטפות עם כסף מזומן ופתקי רע״ם, איומים ואלימות כלפי חברי הקלפי, ריבוי מצביעים מאחורי הפרגוד, הצבעות בזהות כפולה, פערים בין מספר המעטפות למספר המצביעים, שימוש בתוכנות המרצה אסורות ועוד. אנו דורשים מהמשטרה ומהשב״כ חקירה יסודית בגין גניבת הבחירות על ידי המפלגות הערביות ומיצוי הדין עם העבריינים. אנו דורשים מוועדת הבחירות התייחסות מיידית לחקירת העבירות הפליליות הללו שפגעו באופן קיצוני בטוהר הבחירות בישראל ובתוצאות הבחירות. זו פגיעה חמורה בדמוקרטיה הישראלית ובזכות הבחירה של אזרחי ישראל. גופי האכיפה מוכרחים לפעול ביד קשה ובאופן מיידי.
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Every midterm election reminds me of the greatest moment in twitch history during the 2018 Chapo stream
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Hardest shit in the world
Nathan Fielder & Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross (2025)
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Thank you John
Replying to @SandyofCthulhu
Hi Sandy. Are you well? This is wrong. On January 1, 1993, we sent a press release saying that multiplayer would be in DOOM, a full 8 months before you joined the company. We knew deathmatch would be huge. In that press release, in January 1993, we said multiplayer would be "the number one cause of decreased productivity in businesses around the world." We were sure of it, and we needed no convincing. I understand you are proud of your work on DOOM, and you should be, but please also respect the accuracy of your statements, particularly around game history. My concern is that these false statements are designed to trigger replies (like this one), reposts, and outrage discussion, all with the view of increasing your followers and subscriptions, particularly since this false deathmatch story (among others) is so easily disproved. I’ve even welcomed you to reach out to me ahead of time. You seem to appreciate game history as much as I do. Could you not also make yours accurate?
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POV: You are about to witness a murder.
Replying to @SandyofCthulhu
Hi Sandy. Are you well? This is wrong. On January 1, 1993, we sent a press release saying that multiplayer would be in DOOM, a full 8 months before you joined the company. We knew deathmatch would be huge. In that press release, in January 1993, we said multiplayer would be "the number one cause of decreased productivity in businesses around the world." We were sure of it, and we needed no convincing. I understand you are proud of your work on DOOM, and you should be, but please also respect the accuracy of your statements, particularly around game history. My concern is that these false statements are designed to trigger replies (like this one), reposts, and outrage discussion, all with the view of increasing your followers and subscriptions, particularly since this false deathmatch story (among others) is so easily disproved. I’ve even welcomed you to reach out to me ahead of time. You seem to appreciate game history as much as I do. Could you not also make yours accurate?
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