Loving #nextbakingmaster because I love Paris, obviously @FoodNetwork 🤩 but why did no one correct Keely for saying “petite gâteau” meant “little gift” 🤦🏼‍♀️

Wait did Elon just say something I agree with?

Watching Ralph Breaks the Internet. There’s a scene where literal blue birds are tweeting and I say “that’s not even accurate anymore bc @elonmusk bought it & changed the name.” My 6-year-old: “what’s it called now?” Me: “X 😐.” 6YO: laughs hysterically. “That’s ridiculous!” 🤣

In honor of #BobBarker, don’t forget to spay and neuter your pets ✌🏼🤍✨ (thanks for all the days you made me smile when anxiety or sickness kept me home from school)

I never want to update the app. I don’t want the little birdy to go 😭 first #failwhale, now the bird?!? 😫 @elonmusk

The Highest-Rated Book in Each Country: mentalfloss.com/posts/highes… #BookTwitter

Started the week off with an excellent morning editing my next book. Looking forward to finishing this draft this month then sending the story off to more readers for feedback 🤗 #amwriting #writingcommunity #amediting

Overheard at the coffeeshop: “did you get a haircut?” “Nah bro I just washed it” I feel that 🤣

Money saving tip: stop buying more crap for your home. Nope, you don’t need that knickknack. Nope, you don’t need another pillow/blanket/candle. …ok scratch that last one candles are always a good idea

Why is it the people with the most health complaints always talk the loudest about the right “healthy” choices to make? 🤔🤔🤔

Is there anything worse than the chaotic, nonsensical sizing of women’s pants? It’s the Wild West out here.

My toxic trait is clicking on IG ads and tapping “open in browser” to add it to the 48247210287 tabs already open “to look at later.”

5 of 5 stars to You First by Caitlin Moss goodreads.com/review/show/55…

Are you alive or just existing?

My word for the day is fraught. As in, “I am fraught.” 1 : full of or accompanied by something specified —used with “with” a situation fraught with danger 2 : causing or characterized by emotional distress or tension : UNEASY a fraught relationship

Coronations for days! Literally. Watched #QueenCharlotte’s last night and #KingCharlesIII #Coronation today!

10 minutes into #PeterPanAndWendy and I’m crying because of the song Mrs. Darling sings 🥺

Today’s tragedy: the avocado I was going to eat for breakfast went bad 😭 🥑