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Joined February 2015
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Welcome to your 40s: You won’t be expected to remember your exact age from here on unless it’s a multiple of 5.
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HOLY 🚨 The Super Bowl just played an ad that’s promoting Jesus Christ. This is how it should be
CHRIST IS ABSOLUTELY KING 🙏
LET’S MAKE THIS VIRAL ON 𝕏
Ain’t no place colder than inside those motorcade cars right now. #Inauguration2025
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Men don't belong in women's sports #IStandWithAngelaCarini
Let's get it trending 🔥
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That's it folks. Cancel the election. Let's settle this on the golf course. Winner takes all. The only way to do it.
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Trump and Biden arguing about their golf handicaps brought America together for a few seconds
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I remember watching this on TV in elementary school. 🥺
“We will never forget them… as they… 'slipped the surly bonds of earth' to 'touch the face of God'"
Today in 1986, Space Shuttle Challenger exploded at 11:39 am just 73 sec after launch, killing the STS-51L crew. We honor their memory. #NASARemembers 💐 go.nasa.gov/3Hxo5t6
ALT The crew members of STS 51-L mission walk out of the Operations and Checkout Building on their way to Pad 39B where they boarded the Shuttle Challenger. Crew members are from front to back: Commander Francis R. (Dick) Scobee; Mission Specialists Judith A. Resnik and Ronald E. McNair; Pilot Michael J. Smith; Payload Specialist Christa McAuliffe; Mission Specialist Ellison Onizuka; and Payload Specialist Gregory Jarvis.
Just learned Scandinavian couples share a bed but have their own comforters and this is a marriage hack that really shoulda been more obvious. 🤯
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“Accessing screens at night could be the reason for your sleeplessness.”
- headlines you only find at 3am on your news app
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Everyone tells me to set my clock back, like I rely on anything other than my phone, smart watch or Alexa to tell time.
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What does it say about turkey if we have to cook a trial-run turkey a few weeks before making “the” turkey on Thanksgiving, which is the only time we eat a turkey all year long.
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New fear unlocked: choosing a new stainless steel appliance that matches the original stainless steel appliances.
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I genuinely believe if we all skip song or change the station when Mariah’s All I Want for Christmas comes on we’ll change the world for better.
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Since I can’t clap my hands and—poof—make a fall porch appear, I will not be making a fall porch appear.
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