Slayer of $1.50 Costco Combos | #1 Hypeman | U.S. Army | Blocked by Few, Muted by Many
United States
Joined March 2013
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“Mike, what’s the wait time up to right now? What’s it up to? What is it? Two hours? Is that it? Two hours? I’m a veteran. I come to Chili’s. Every year on Veterans Day. Back home, I tell people what I’m doing and they think, well, now that figures. But in here, it’s a big, a big mystery. Nobody knows when we’re getting a table. So I guess I’ve changed some. Sometimes I wonder if I’ve changed so much, my wife is even gonna recognize me whenever it is we finally get out of this Chili’s. And how I’ll ever be able to tell her about days like today. Ah, the free meal... I don’t know anything about the free meal. I don’t even care anymore. It means nothing to me. It’s just a burger and some fries. But if, you know, if sitting here for two hours, listening to an old first sergeant tell me about Fort Bragg in 1987, and finally getting that free meal earns me the right to go home to my wife... Well then... Then that’s my mission.”
“I can’t promise you that we will all get seated at Chili’s. But this I swear, before you and before Almighty God, that when we go into Chili’s, I will be the first to set foot through the door, and I will be the last to leave the table, and I will leave no veteran behind. Full or hungry, we will all come home together. So help me, God.”
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Me: Michael McDonald is the greatest singer of all time…
Lorelai: but dad, this is the Doobie Brothers…
(Hits next track)
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It’s probably time we bring back Rock Band… youtu.be/Ipi_F-pW9zY?si=lgei…
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I just tried the peanut butter cup liquid death and I don’t hate it. I did however make this face every time I took a swig.
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Hey @grok - create an image of what the world would look like if I were in charge, based on my tweets.
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Eating dessert before supper is the best way to prevent yourself from getting too full for dessert.
Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible. - @nbcselected nbcnews.com/select/shopping/…
And y’all couldn’t have just been satisfied with SmarterChild… you just had to take it to the next level…
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