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Joined May 2010
Hello new followers from Question Time (and some psychos too). I’m doing a work in progress tour soon, you should come šŸ‘‡
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Question Time was very civilised. But I did manage to get this in..
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Hello new followers from Question Time (and some psychos too). I’m doing a work in progress tour soon, you should come šŸ‘‡
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A stint on question time always helps me make some new friends šŸ™
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Such a good point 🤣🤣
You know we’re fucked when @GeoffNorcott does Question Time and Andeh Burnham does Gogglebox.
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Question Time was very civilised. But I did manage to get this in..
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Karma 😢
Can we take a moment to acknowledge That in a mixed up world of violence & division With a troubled past and an uncertain future That the Aussies just got humped by South Africa in 3.5 days after having them 110/6
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Can we take a moment to acknowledge That in a mixed up world of violence & division With a troubled past and an uncertain future That the Aussies just got humped by South Africa in 3.5 days after having them 110/6
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Can we take a moment to acknowledge That in a mixed up world of violence & division With a troubled past and an uncertain future That the Aussies just got humped by South Africa in 3.5 days after having them 110/6
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I am back on @bbcquestiontime tomorrow night! Where I’ll variously be called ā€˜far right’ or a ā€˜left wing sleeper cell’. Or worse…
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Interesting to hear Burnham use the past tense about decisions he’s ’taken’ which may or may not happen until 2029.
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It’s so rare to see a bloke talk about their struggles while in the midst of them. So brave, I hope he turns a corner soon. And fair play to the interviewer for not letting protocol get in the way of empathy.
Mark Allen: ā€œI’m just trying to survive at the minute. My snooker career might be over.ā€
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The brilliant @GeoffNorcott will be headlining our next Comedy Unleashed show in London on 10th November! Book with haste… šŸŽŸļøšŸ‘‰ tinyurl.com/mwf3vh8b
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The way @RMCunliffe handles this is exceptional, but it’s distressing to see how calmly the bigotry she’s facing is presented. Antisemitism has always existed on both extremes and it has always had an appeal among a wider audience. They just used to be more subtle in the way they’d voice it. Now look at where we are. Antisemitism has become trendy. A way to prove not that you’re a bigot, but that you’re A Good Person.
- @RMCunliffe ā€œI am a Jewish woman being called antisemitic. I don’t think you would sit here & lecture somebody of any other religion or race on what counted as bigotry or racism towards them in the way you have explicitly called me antisemitic..I don’t think you would do that
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BRAND NEW EPISODE šŸ’„ This week Marcus Brigstocke joins me to discuss.. - Problems in Paris - Reform’s HR issues - Burnham’s welfare wiggle Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcottPodcast Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcottSpotify YouTube: tinyurl.com/ymkvsxrz
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BRAND NEW EPISODE šŸ’„ This week Marcus Brigstocke joins me to discuss.. - Problems in Paris - Reform’s HR issues - Burnham’s welfare wiggle Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcottPodcast Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcottSpotify YouTube: tinyurl.com/ymkvsxrz
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Replying to @ChrisGPackham
So basically take from people who do the right thing and bribe people don’t not to riot? You do realise France is the highest taxed country in Europe. Switzerland is one of the lowest taxed and doesn’t have riots.
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