@Geoffiam

Geoff the no-longer magnanimous. Formerly known as Geoff the Magnanimous.

 Texas
Joined August 2018
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How much of "Drive" is historically accurate?
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Male feminist take
The Spookinator@oofinator_the3h
I’m afraid to inform you all that I am, in fact, a womanaphile.
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The best tweet of all time.
Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton26 Oct 2016
Happy birthday to this future president.
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Some people seem to be trying to rebuild society around the assumption that everyone has 99th percentile neuroticism.
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I recommend asking an agent to review any new build for safety before running it.
Theo - t3.gg
@theo17h
T3 Code Nightly users who just updated: I'm sorry. We shipped a broken one. Revert to stable for now. Stay there if you want fewer breaks (probably for the best). New build will be live in 10 or so mins to fix this.
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The Mangy
@LeMangy18h
Replying to @Geoffiam @selentelechia
i get that we all say that in public but since i'm anon i can speak the truth here
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It's funny what brings the reddit out of some people.
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Mao Zedung@maozedump21h
"Legal alien in good standing." (4 year overstay)
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If I were to make a sequel to "The Nightmare before Christmas" it would be Thanks-Valentimes-Day.
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And basically Jack would enlist the help of Santa to get help from the Valentimes creatures and the Pilgrims would escape from thanksgiving and colonize them and it would be the boogey man's job to save the day.
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Dimitri
@thedimitri22h
Doing squats so in the off chance I ever run into Trump he tells everyone about my delicious ass
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At the end, when Moses dies, he dies alone. His wife, kids, and the whole people of Israel can't and don't go with him. And while they mourn for 30 days, they don't even know where the LORD buried him.
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And this is, truly, how we all die, even whoever holds your hand holds it until you breath your last. You go the rest of the way alone. It is your most private moment.
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Yes, since Christ died for all, all died. In a mystery when you die, Christ does it with you. In this way, I think Moses didn't do it alone and neither will you.
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I don't think women should mow.
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LED
@mrledtassoOct 24
olmak istediğin kişi gibi davranmalısın, olmayı beklememelisin. hep diyorum, en iyi yol bu.
Nicholas Fabiano, MD
@NTFabianoOct 17
Delusional optimism is extremely underrated for mental health.
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When Moses wrote that man's life is like grass that whithers, this was in the teeth of 120 years of life. Moses tirelessly tried to get the people to the promised land and didn't have enough time to finish that project.
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Kyriakos rows 200kg for reps. Therefore there is a God. QED
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ourania, elderly milkmaid⁷
@ouranometrian2Oct 25
Doing the discourse about hugging family members. Just hug your damn grandma jesus
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Smokey the Bear did a lot to prevent small scale forest fires, almost certainly a Pyrrhic victory, since those smaller frequent burns prevent the larger catastrophic fires we see today.
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