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I think I’m just gonna start a thread of screen shots and recordings of all the crazy Snapchats Merch King sends me because someday when an alien civilization visits a desolate nuclear scorched earth, they’re gonna need to see this shit and witness greatness.

Gotta love the irony of the NFL Paris commercials as that city is actively being plundered lmao

My most vivid 9/11 memory was my 5th grade teacher (a retired navy veteran) walking into the classroom and being like “listen kids I’m not gonna sugar coat it. Our nation is under attack.” And we were all just like 😳

The Patriots were absolutely defeated by…. The Patriots. Take the fucking points and go to OT 🤯🤯🤯

Outlast on Netflix is really good but why did it take Ben going home for the rest of alpha to realize they could have gone down to the water to fish at any time lmao

Heartwarming to see Massachusetts resident all coming together to ratio Maura Healeys Facebook posts with laugh reacts.

Watching Phil Rivers sling the ball like it’s the mid 2000’s out there with Antonio Gates

DRAKE MAYE IS THAT DUDE

Degrader hands down had the best hulk hogan merch

Doing this with the best two Star Wars films is just cruel

*bernie voice* “Well it used to be about the millionaires but now that Im a millionaire lets take a look at the billionaires because its totally unfair to the people living paycheck to paycheck Im much more relatable to a person living paycheck to paycheck than a billionaire”

When the fuck did skirt steak become so expensive holy shit

Sometimes McDonald’s really has me questioning wether it’s actually Coke Zero or regular coke because their fountain soda is always slapping

Vader and it’s not even close

Does it drive anyone else crazy when you’re buying something at the grocery store and the person at the register has to inspect/comment on whatever you’re buying? “A sour pink lemonade energy drink at 8am? Wow” lady mind ya business

The most annoying type of Massachusetts people are the ones who not only overemphasize but actually type in a Boston accent. People living in the berkshires are like “oh you’ve nevah had bowl of New England clam chowdah in ya car in the Harvard yard kehd?”

Nothing will humble your ass like tracking your calories and weighing out a serving of shredded cheese lmao

Pain

Peak male lunch today. Shoutout quest bars.

You can put the solo from freebird over literally anything and it instantly just becomes more American