
Bestselling Author, Psychotherapist, Sexpert, Gay Best Friend, ex-Big Bro Housemate, Polymath, MTV Presenter. Loves Scotland, Redheads & Kylie! #FollowBack
London, UK
Joined January 2009
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You need to let it go, it has become an unhealthy infatuation.
I too wanted to marry Harry, but I am not angry he choose Meghan instead... – at Wandsworth, London
Some special people are just not supposed to die & Dolly was definitely one of them.
But she will live on because of all that goodness she left behind.
I will always love you Dolly. 🦋🌻 – at Rio, Greece
Caroline Flack’s death should have taught us the consequences of relentless scrutiny, online abuse & public judgement.
Jason Arday’s death is a painful reminder: behind every headline is a human being.
How many tragedies before we remember that words have consequences?
Be kind! – at Kensington, London
Count Binface vs The Establisment!
Citizens of Clacton, this is your BIndependence Day. 🫡 – at Lambeth, London
The #UnitedKingdom has produced THE best acts in pop history: Queen, Adele, Fleetwood Mac, Pet Shop Boys, Duran Duran, Elton John, 1Direction & MANY more!
It beggars belief some DELUDED executives thought this HIDEOUS song should represent us. Nil points! #Eurovisión2026 #ESC2026
Welcome to Athens, #Greece for the 2027 #Eurovision Song Contest.. Bravo Akyla! 🇬🇷🇬🇷
JD Vance visits the Pope = Pope dies.
JD Vance visits #Hungary
to shore up support for Putin’s lapdog Viktor Orbán = #Orban loses.
Is JD Vance the kiss of death? Who's next?
#Hungaryelections #magyar
I wish Virginia Giuffre was here to see the arrest of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, whom she accused alongside Jeffrey Epstein & other powerful men of exploiting her as a teenager.
Let’s remember the incredible courage it took for her to speak out. – at Lambeth, London
From the comfort of my London home I look at this photo of a building in Kyiv & try to grasp how someone might feel after 4 years of bombardment without heat & electricity!
I feel AWE for #Ukrainians who have not abandoned freedom & wonder whether I would have such resilience! 🇺🇦
Suella Braverman joins Reform = Least surprising surprise in the entire world history of surprises...
*how long before Thatcher is reincarnated & joins too?
Love January?
Experience this bleak month ALL year round at JanuaryLand! @vizcomic #Winterblues #SAD – at Lambeth, London
So I've decided, I'm going to cut out ice-cream, chocolate, beer, midnight visits in the fridge, I'm going to work out at the gym & when they ask me how I lost all that weight, I'll reply:
"Oh, I just stopped putting sugar in my coffee"...😂☕
#NewYearResolutions – at Lambeth, London
Excited! Just got my tickets for this New Year’s Eve celebration!
(Hot fire, chocolate & fluffy cat to cuddle.)
Happy New Year my darlings, here's to 2026! 🍾🥂
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; because Caligula ate it for lunch... #Caturday #BoxingDay
Ate way too many christmas leftovers & now I have to lie on my back... #BoxingDay
#Christmas is portrayed as joy & togetherness but it’s also a period that can magnify #loneliness, loss of loved ones & #depression for many.
If you’re struggling or spending it alone, your feelings matter. You are not alone.
Wishing you Merry Xmas, please check on someone today! – at Lambeth, London














