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Elvangelion

@GetInTheRobot__

I talk to myself a lot. I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Semi-retired trader. Aerospace Engineer.

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Joined September 2011
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Skin dermatologist said in the most professional way that I’m caked up Dead
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Going on a movie date with wifey Getting some Puerto Rican food & seeing Godzilla minus zero
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Drunk & off 30mg of edibles and enjoying ocarina of time remake rn Life is bliss
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My kid recognizing the intro song as one of his bed time songs absolutely melted my heart
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His first video game. He thinks Link is him and calls Link by his name
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@BowTiedYukonNov 6
Your physique introduces you before you speak
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trap dad
@dude_gangNov 6
I can tell ur on cold brew bro
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Me, when my wife asks me how it went on the job site today:
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@_Zeal13Nov 5
Here’s the free kick…Lmao told y’all he’s not normal. Mad genius.
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@futbalsaNov 4
🚨🚨 | 𝐍𝐄𝐖: A fan shows the actual distance of Cristiano Ronaldo's 2009 freekick goal against Arsenal. This is phenomenal 😳
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Today I woke up the lowest weight I’ve ever been in the last 6 years Which is pretty big cuz last time I was my current weight I was skinny w 0 muscle besides soccer legs Tryna lose like 5-10more lbs so I can start a lean bulk that’ll end around spring
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フ ォ リ ス
@follis_Nov 5
Best market in the world $BTC
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I just woke up & my GOD did I miss the easiest short of my life on NQ & BTC I’m SICK MY PLAN TODAY WAS TO SHORT OPEN AAAAAAA
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20k steps Pull day Footy day Got a lot of irl work done Gn
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Just signed my 5 year old for a summer camp with Real Madrid Cristiano Ronaldo regen project begins
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Dari🌿@DariuskiS4Nov 4
ES MAÑANA!!
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@brndnslvraNov 4
Get 93 octane back to $3/gallon so I can drive my M3 more please
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staid@staidindoorsNov 4
we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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bilatinman kio@kzzrtttNov 4
they bout to put elon’s soul in a waymo like he’s an evangelion
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I am performing reverse psychology on my wife I keep joking with her that my ass is getting bigger than hers from the gym She will not let this go unanswered
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Tim Denning
@Tim_DenningNov 3
Obsession + pattern recognition + not giving a f*ck + delusional optimism is the highest form of intelligence.
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