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**parody** 9x National Championship Board Member 🏆 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 #RoadTo10

Joined May 2019
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Watch season 2 of the Scrubs Revival on @hulu this weekend so they’ll let us make more for you. ❤️🎥
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Season 2 of the Scrubs Revival is now on @hulu ! Did you know you can watch episodes 1-5 on @hulu ?
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Stu Feiner has turned back the clock with a brand new look
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"Birmingham metro" You're welcome.
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trick-or-treat
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RIP Patrick Stewart Never forget when he told Tua “you’re not built for the moment”
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imagine if it was coming out of a bottle with precisely cut ridges that shot the beer down your gullet at the speed of light
Here’s to the @brewers from our brewers. Introducing the Miller Lite Clinch Cans, filled with the very beer that was being made in Milwaukee the exact moment the team won it all.
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Can you name every college to be ranked No. 1 in both CFB and MBB since 2000?
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Is Ernie Johnson the most "Invited to the Cook Out" white man in America? Who else is even in the conversation?
Take a listen to Ernie Johnson speaking on stepping away from Inside the NBA after 37 years ❤️
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The Inside The NBA crew reacts to Ernie Johnson announcing this will be his last season on the show ❤️
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Runner up for badly worded tweets
Who knew kicking off a bus tour would make for a nice date with my ninth-grade girlfriend.
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It’s time to drop the Jordan Hare “That place is haunted” gimmick. It’s ran its course 🤷
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The Chase was definitely a massive step in the right direction, but I’m sorry, it’s still not enough. I’m not even a Hamlin fan, but the final ten races arbitrarily carrying more weight than the totality of the season will always feel forced and inauthentic.
Denny Hamlin survives Talladega and will clinch the championship by starting next week at Martinsville.
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Alex Golesh needs to have this team focused to win every game but he needs to walk into his next coaches meeting and circle a million times “beat Alabama” We aren’t going to the playoffs…. We knew that. Beating both our rivals on the road and potentially having 8 wins is huge.
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Alex Golesh talking to transfer prospects during the offseason
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Auburn is 100% losing because @JakeCrain_ didn’t dye his hair. Wedding or not… Congrats tho @Blain_Crain CC: @davidadamcone
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First time inside Jordan-Hare stadium…WEIRD things happen here. SEC is just different
SEC Nation is headed BACK to THE PLAINS for Auburn vs LSU! Our 2nd trip to Auburn this season, but this time we’re bringing the final hour of the show to you down on the field There’s nothing like the atmosphere at Jordan-Hare, & can’t wait to experience it up close & personal.
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Heard great things….
SEC Nation is headed BACK to THE PLAINS for Auburn vs LSU! Our 2nd trip to Auburn this season, but this time we’re bringing the final hour of the show to you down on the field There’s nothing like the atmosphere at Jordan-Hare, & can’t wait to experience it up close & personal.
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Hell, gimme the black tape and socks from the Tuberville era while we’re at it.
I want old school AU on Saturday Traditional uniforms Navy facemasks (please) LOUD stadium Violent defense Offense that RUNS the ball No swag surf No EDM music All The Above at end of 3rd Q Sad LSU fans Let’s go!!! War Damn Eagle!!!
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