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Joined November 2013
Mliweka Sifuna wa Mwisho kwa poll mkidhani itasaidia huyo Mwizi ako Ikulu 💀
If elections were held today who would you vote for?
5%William Ruto
91%Edwin Sifuna
2%Fred Matiang'i
2%Kalonzo Musyoka
13,733 votes • 15 hours
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Itabidi umedecide kama ni Beyonce ama Nicki Minaj juu you can't be both. Anyways, ambia Yegon aende extra rounds for us.
This is Kenya's Nicki Minaj and she loves Trump too ❤️ vote red.
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Learned about phenoptosis earlier this year ,yaani pre programmed death. In some species nature doesn't wait for elimination by competition. It comes with an inbuilt self-destruct button, for the greater good the larger group, na huwezi jua...until it happens.
Doing 300km/hr on a road with traffic is insane 😱
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Duale speaks alot of nonsense for some who only got 9,905 votes
Duale thinks Sifuna won't be president cos he doesn't call Mps to Serena to buy them lunch and give them allowances.
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Leo majamaa wa Forex wamemulikwa vilivyo na Tesla Owner. Imebaki NTSA kucheza kama wao!
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The multiverse saga should be done with so we can see more of Makkari
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Paying 13k to get 33GB is daylight robbery.
Safaricom has launched Family Share, combining Home Fibre, mobile data and voice minutes into one monthly bill. Bronze — Sh3,749: 40 Mbps, 750 min, 14GB Silver — Sh5,100: 60 Mbps, 1,000 min, 21GB Gold — Sh7,799: 150 Mbps, 1,500 min, 33GB Diamond — Sh13,999: 500 Mbps, 1,500 min, 33GB
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The new X Subscription iko na refunds plus you get access to Grok Bot & Cursor. It's cheaper than what I used to pay too.
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Kumbe H.E husoma tweets ? Naona amelike moja yangu !
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NTSA, a footage circulating yesterday (below) showed RAYMOND OMOSA, racing a Mercedes-Benz C-Class on a dual carriageway, with dangerous overtaking that came close to collisions with other cars. The Mercedes appeared to nearly rear-end another vehicle while attempting to overtake from the left side. Collision-warning alarms could be heard as the visibly unbelted occupants panicked and the unbelted driver braked sharply. Have you identified both drivers and investigated this footage @ntsa_kenya? Other motorists should not have to risk their lives because someone wants racing content for social media.
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Just to remind you that your father was a evil man. I hope one of the tattoos represents the atrocities he committed.
18 vs 28 The wheel of time has been kind
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Guys uganda is better Kenya when it comes to expensive cars Kenyans show me such a car in your country 😂
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Jambo Don't reply if you like me.
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This is the dead dad to the girl y’all are defending
Since Serut has died, this is the legacy he has left behind
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Share and tag NTSA. As a private citizen who is or has family members at risk of being killed by one RAYMOND OMOSA aka KENYAN PRINCE due to reckless driving I demand for his arrest and investigate the reckless driving he has constantly displayed with NO remorse on public roads. Apa wakenya mtanisaidia to call on @ntsa_kenya to take action. If you see this tweet kindly tag NTSA until we get an action.
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Kasongo might be cutting down trees so we can have drought & import food from his farm in Zambia.
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That guy has proper restrain than me. I'd have knocked him down.
Ruto: We want Kenyans to go and work in foreign countries. Meanwhile Africans in foreign countries.
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It's raining cats and dogs in the North Coast.
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Duale thinks Sifuna won't be president cos he doesn't call Mps to Serena to buy them lunch and give them allowances.
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