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Pain

@GiuseppeCrapps

It’s either the inherent narcissism I was born with or the intense self loathing I’ve earned over time. Hobbies Include: Pickleball, Beer, LOTR, sometimes Hope.

 Cream City
Joined August 2022
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Snapchat memories: 1 year ago today, your dumbass thought you were going to be happy 🤣🫵🏼📸
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Fiending for the principal of the matter.
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Just saw a Hyundai Sonata warming its tires on Stemmons Fwy like it was formation lap in Monaco
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Whoever named Texarkana really nailed it
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Asking a girl “you still dating that guy?” knowing damn well she is still dating that guy.
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Saying something pretty pushy to the waitstaff but following it up with “no rush” #goodguy
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Checking my Venmo balance like I’m looking for loose change between the couch cushions.
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Top ten feeling ever: Being excited to drink and then getting to drink
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Apparently if you don’t run a half marathon between the ages of 22 and 25, instead of fully developing your prefrontal cortex, you just get shot.
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Turns out cooking four chicken breasts at once is a lot less efficient than cooking four chicken breasts one at a time
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One hand washes the other hand
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They changed the rules: Beggars CAN be choosers now
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Something about a yellow Nissan XTerra man
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Thinkpad on the toilet bc I’m married to the hustle
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Run it up the gut. #dawg
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Can’t make this up
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Dear god I’m doing it again
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Really respecting this crew’s tenacity for the game. Fantasy draft. Local bar & grill. Laptops out. Notes taken in advance. Beers and an order of *50* wings inbound. This isn’t their hobby.
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Yeah, I will not be ordering a quesadilla from a bar & grill that’s playing pop smoke on the speakers
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A brotha needs a new TV show or movie to watch, hook me up. #lank
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My buddy is currently complaining about the delay between the video and audio on the reels he watches while driving to work
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