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John the Gnerphk

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Some of this place is pretty bad. I'm here to be the change I want to see. Funny signs at 4(ish) daily; story links sometimes. https://teapaw.org/t.co/IwyoUq96br

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Joined August 2014
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J. Millard Simpson - I help prospective short fiction writers write a publishable story and talk...

J. Millard Simpson - I help prospective short fiction writers write a publishable story and talk...

I'm here to help short fiction writers get their work ready for publication. I work with people who dream of becoming writers, instructing them in the prac...

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Jake Valentine's return! First new Val story in over a year. scifishorts.co/f/10S-ESPN
The Meta Meta Meta Caper by J. Millard Simpson | Sci-Fi Shorts

The Meta Meta Meta Caper by J. Millard Simpson | Sci-Fi Shorts

I keep making excuses to meet Cassie for coffee. Unlike me, she's pretty, smart, and fun to be around. Given her special talent, I'm sure she sees straight through my little contrivances, and she...

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I took a lie detector test. No, I didn't.
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hee hee hee
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Found in the wild
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Real or hoax?? I must know! Because yes, it sounds strange... but I can imagine a flavor combo here that might, just might, be glorious.
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UPDATE: It appears to be real.
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Today, I was... no, that wasn't me.
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Aw. I believe in you, Day!
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There's some friction happening today, mind.
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I love this time of year.
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The spirit of Hallowe'en abides.
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Never fear, friends. Or... uh...
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I know it's the day after Hallowe'en, and strictly speaking too late for another Hallowe'en joke. But I figure, ghosts are ALWAYS late for Hallowe'en.
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Rage, Rage Against the Dying of the Fright Read. Enjoy. Or not. thenotfakenews.com/2017/11/0…
Rage, rage against the dying of the fright.

Rage, rage against the dying of the fright.

Hallowe’en shall end with morning’s light;Retailers play carols at the break of day –Rage, rage against the dying of the night.

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Drive safe out there tonight.
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Enjoy.
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I'm on my way to a barbecue place and I can't eat most of the food. How's your day going?
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Happy Hallowe'en!
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