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now that the initial season of Absturd @GoAbsturd has concluded, we will be rolling out some amazing new & innovative protocols on the platform - some that have the potential to make a huge impact on RH.
big shoutout to those of you who minted an Absturd NFT, and also to those of you who connected your Abstract wallet to participate in the Points season for the initial ABS token drop. last week we endured a relentless stream of fud and hate from about 20 individuals with nothing better to do than post endlessly on X. it's great to see that the fud didn't impact you early supporters. 馃檹
last, but not least, thanks to those of you grinding away at Absturd's first game - Hold the Line. please share your feedback, as we're always looking for ways to improve things & to bring top-shelf experiences to you.
exciting times ahead.
There are ~600 users who already connected their AGW but didn't go as far as to connect their Robinhood Chain wallet to be eligible!
Don't hesitate!
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There's a few ways to boost your drop points:
1) mint your Absturd (10x boost)
2) play the Absturd drop points gacha
3) play Hold the Line (free game!)
4) free mint your Abstract badges as soulbounds
5) mint the 50 $KONA burn badge
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Be sure to connect your AGW to a Robinhood Wallet and build off your base Abstract XP to earn the upcoming drop.
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Absturd retweeted
less than 24h remaining before the initial Absturd Drop & ABS token launch. tons of free or minimal cost ways to participate. we have some cooks coming over the final day here, so be on the lookout. @GoAbsturd for details
Do we have your attention, yet?
You now have 1 day to connect your AGW to a Robinhood Chain wallet to be eligible for the first drop of $ABS.
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Purchase an Absturd to 10x your drop points and own the asset that receives fee flows from all of Absturd's products and protocols.
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15 minutes remaining! Abstract XP users: hurry and mint!
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You have another 90 minutes to mint a Blander PFP. We will reveal later today.
Get to it, Abstract XP holders!
abs.wtf/blanders
You have another 90 minutes to mint a Blander PFP. We will reveal later today.
Get to it, Abstract XP holders!
abs.wtf/blanders
Absturd retweeted
Minted mine, its free.
BLANDERS mint is live on Robinhood Chain.
5,000 citizens. Free mint for Abstract users.
Ethereal first. A new tier opens every 2 hours.
Earlier tiers can still mint with each new tier opening.
he went for a walk. they moved in.
BLANDERS mint is live on Robinhood Chain.
5,000 citizens. Free mint for Abstract users.
Ethereal first. A new tier opens every 2 hours. Earlier tiers can still mint with each new tier opening.
abs.wtf/blanders
Obsidian Tier is up. 2 hours exclusive free minting opportunity.
Visit the app to see when your tier will come online to be prepared (you can mint after even if you miss your exclusive window).
he went for a walk. they moved in.
BLANDERS mint is live on Robinhood Chain.
5,000 citizens. Free mint for Abstract users.
Ethereal first. A new tier opens every 2 hours. Earlier tiers can still mint with each new tier opening.
abs.wtf/blanders