@GoForChlo

30. I’m just here to complain.

 Atlanta, GA
goforchlo.me
Joined January 2012
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My personal brand is sitting on my couch in sweat pants, eating chicken wings and crying.
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Regularly googling the score and getting back on this app to monitor how @kelseytsutton is feeling about the falcons game just because I love her and want to make sure she’s happy and not getting stressed by the men throwing balls
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Breaking my long ass twitter hiatus for mommy
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I *just* updated from Twitter to x so that I could properly complain about @AmazonKindle not releasing CC3 (HOSAF) preorders at midnight - that is how pressed I am. Do you know how long I had held out.
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The algorithms are too accurate (read: scary) and since I tweeted this I’ve seen like 3 tiktoks about pay pigs. Was everyone just aware that men will pay you to be mean to them? And I’ve been doing it on dating apps for free????????
Chloë Emanuelle@GoForChlo20 Jun 2023
Do you ever just feel like men should pay you to exist because same
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Do you ever just feel like men should pay you to exist because same
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A woman, with full sincerity, just asked to double check my age because she thought I might be under 18. I’m 30. Get a tretinoin prescription friends. It’ll change your life, or at least help rewind the clock.
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There was another typo am I having a stroke
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I always thought I’d learn to twerk once I lived alone because it’d be less embarrassing but it turns out there’s no look more judgmentmental than the one your pets give you when they’re see you trying to shake your ass
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This is the third time I’ve tweeted this because the first two both had typos and apparently I’m equally committed to embarrassing myself on the internet as I am to embarrassing myself in front of my pets
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I just offered someone at the dog park what I thought was a poop bag that I had in my pocket. What else would be crinkling in there? A fruit roll up wrapper. It was a fruit roll up wrapper.
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This might be an unpopular opinion, but if your child is too big to be held and too young to understand how to behave around dogs (ie not running) then you have no business taking them to a dog park. Even then, taking your kids to a dog park puts everyone at risk.
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lunchables was really out there convincing us that raw pizza was a delicacy
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I love living above my gym. It’s so nice to hear people have an intense workout while I eat apple pie for breakfast.
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I feel like people still have cutesy ideas of what ADHD looks like. I was out of medication for the last 5 days. I needed to wash my hair 5 days ago. Every day I was like “come on wash your hair. You’ll feel good.” And I just couldn’t until today when I got meds. It’s exhausting.
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Like, I got my Covid booster and flu shot yesterday. I knew in the days leading up to it that I would really help myself if I washed my hair before so I wasn’t doing it with two incredibly sore arms. That wasn’t even enough motivation, because it’s never a lack of motivation.
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Why is everyone dressing up like scooby doo this year what cultural moment did I miss
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Can we all come to an agreement that the green veggie straws taste SIGNIFICANTLY worse and our parents were lying to us when they tried to say all three colors taste the same
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Good morning to everyone except John Mayer #TSmidnighTS
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Sweet nothing
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Chloë Emanuelle retweeted
Kenj@kenjiepx21 Oct 2022
Vigilante Shit in a nutshell #MidnightsTaylorSwift
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