I'm just here to laugh and hopefully make some people laugh too, yes I am that guy from all the Soca parties and yes I would like some rum thanks.

Jamaica
Joined March 2009
25
460
13
3,675
31,704
One and a Halfey retweeted
Magnifique nouveauté cette saison à Brooklyn, quand un adversaire loupe un lancer le DJ de la salle envoie un énorme « FAAAAAAAH » dans les enceintes 🤌
91
1,557
199
33,673
1,144,418
One and a Halfey retweeted
i don’t gossip!!
wait until u hear about her tea
133
5,183
100
51,200
561,493
One and a Halfey retweeted
Y’all! I’m hosting an event called Hot Seat and the first one is about unpopular opinion. I think it’s going to be really fun! Come by and support if you can. It’s free entry, tasty food on sale and I’d love to see you there! October 28 | 8–10 PM RSVP: yaadgrubja.com/hot-seat
1
15
2
13
1,271
One and a Halfey retweeted
I swear I recall like two people asking about wheelchairs in the last month or so. Saw this just now:
2
1
99
One and a Halfey retweeted
Tired of my vehicle playing hop scotch with this crater every morning on the intersection of West Avenue and Central Avenue. It’s been months and it only gets deeper @NWA_JA @fayvalwilliams
16
90
23
218
13,777
One and a Halfey retweeted
They kind of did. Though Eric Bauza will be the first to tell you Mel Blanc was irreplaceable and he’s lucky enough to have just a fraction of his talent, he’s also the modern voice actor who gets the closest to nailing the classic Mel Blanc scream.
can we PLEASE bring back the unhinged Looney Tunes screams?
20
1,154
29
7,066
One and a Halfey retweeted
We have now lost Peter Cullen and Eric Bauza in the same year. This hurts.💔
195
7,031
302
38,400
439,041
The adults’ party from Hocus Pocus is the vibe I need right now
1
3
60
“See I like women’s asses”
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” during rally in Port Huron, Michigan: “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
6
337
One and a Halfey retweeted
OMFGGGGGGGG BIG MAMI HAS ARRIVED AND JUST DESTROYED KARMEN LMFAOOOOOOOOOO #AAAHeroesInmortales
53
219
55
3,038
625,298
One and a Halfey retweeted
can you imagine having to shave your bush before you can save the world
129
4,126
54
103,802
745,601
One and a Halfey retweeted
Ludo is a game of malice. If you play to win you're losing
It's unbelievable how bad I am at Ludo.
154
4,579
224
24,227
553,777
BRO ITS CANON. 😭😭😭
NASA has confirmed that a small asteroid, named 2025 PN7, is acting as a "quasi-moon" or "mini-moon" companion to Earth. Until 2083 you can say that Earth has two Moons.
14
1,839
5
7,580
88,071
One and a Halfey retweeted
Мужчины, что вам мешает одеваться в зал так?
141
362
205
10,336
635,955
One and a Halfey retweeted
I’m at a fast food place where Mambo #5 was just playing and it’s the first time I realized not a single couplet in the chorus actually rhymes.
440
281
377
17,178
1,547,333
One and a Halfey retweeted
Put some respect oh her name.
i’m crying at the accuracy
44
1,136
30
10,634
132,390
bruh, like why is a “lunch special” $3500 🫩 ain’t nothing special about that lol
Idk these restaurants need to be reasonable with the lunch menu prices.
1
52
1
216
6,393
Damn order ready in 15 minutes, Andale is definitely the way to go for Chilitos
33
One and a Halfey retweeted
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
903
15,108
1,224
246,020
8,130,442