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I get it. YOU don’t listen to Jay Z. “He hasn’t been relevant in __ years.” This man just sold out yankee stadium 3 nights in a row with no new album out. Just pure nostalgia. At some point y’all gotta stop playing with this man just because you can’t acknowledge your biases.
Sometimes when people think I’m younger than I am I have to shut them tf up QUICKLY. I was talking about pop culture and some man who thought more than me talking about “you wasn’t even around fr in 2013.” wtf are you even saying rn?
I never used my heated seats in my old car. But I use them everyday now. Who am I to take these for granted.
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He really underestimates how ugly he is 😅
Chris Rock says he’s too rich and too fit to be chasing women his own age.
He says he’s looking to date women 10–15 years younger than him, adding, “Don’t hate the player, hate the game.”
He also made it clear he didn’t get rich and stay in shape just to talk about Anita Baker—he’s trying to fuck Doja Cat.
Not for me. SIGN ME UP. They have a father. Mama gotta have a life too.
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I think you live in a bubble and people in your bubble just started doing it so it looks new. Pumpkin Patches have always been a thing people do and post on social media. I have pics with my family from a decade ago.
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Last week I learned about San Francisco. They have a poop map. Because the homelessness is so bad and businesses won’t let them in to use the bathroom they just do it on the ground. And these people have jobs. They go to work and live in their cars.
I want so badly for them to make more movies. Like sign a deal with Netflix or something like Adam Sandler or Tyler Perry did. I hate seeing them get older and not see more work from their family. Honestly, they need a documentary.
Damon Wayans says that even at 65 years old, if Keenen tells him to get him a soda, he's going to go get it, because in their family, it’s all about an unspoken code of respect, seniority, and brotherly hierarchy.
“Yeah, but like even now, this is how my family is. Like, I'm 65 years old and Keenen goes, "Go get me a soda," and I got to go get it.”
“If Marlon walks in a room, and you know, if I walk in a room and there's no seats, Marlon gets up. Sean and Keenen will sit, and Marlon will get up and say, "You sit here." And my son will have to do the same thing.”
“That's why I love the fact that they have children. Because I go to my theater sometimes and little Damon's there and Mikey's there, and as soon as I walk in the room, the youngest one gets up and lets me sit down without question, and I love that.”
“It's just how we do with each other. It's just a quiet code. Some things you don't have to teach, it's just what you see.”
When people come in my office like “thank you for listening to me the other day.” Im like “you’re so welcome😭😭😭”
Whenever I’m watching #ReasonableDoubt I’m always listening to the soundtrack like OH YALL GOT MF MONEEEEY!
