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@MAstronomersJan 10

Penguins meet a cat for the first time ever:

X. It’s what’s happening

X. It’s what’s happening

From breaking news and entertainment to sports and politics, get the full story with all the live commentary.

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@TheOnion22 Nov 2023

Nation Demands To Know What's Inside Big Silo bit.ly/3STMyjl

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@tkelce14 Apr 2011

I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy

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@TheOnion15 Nov 2023

Report: The Moon, It’s Getting Closer! bit.ly/3SzU6HV

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@JJetsCards185 Nov 2023

Replying to @Vikings

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Minnesota Vikings

@Vikings5 Nov 2023

QB Jaren Hall (concussion) has been ruled out.

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jackson@squashedlikebug11 Oct 2023

i need to Gather around a Store window and Watch tv with some other Passerby’s , i would Prefer to watch something Funny but huddling in Terror over some kind of End of the world News report would be Exciting too

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@pants5 Jun 2023

Image from mr. joshua (@pants)

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@himbodhisattva1 Sep 2022

has anyone ever taught a gorilla to deadlift? i feel like i'd never get sick of watching that

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@powerbottomdad11 Sep 2022

you don't have to be sad you're not a great man of history, you can be happy just being a chill guy who tries to be nice or whatever. it's all good

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aj@ajgenerated17 Mar 2022

Feel like I'm in that part of a game where you keep going around talking to the same NPCs trying to figure out what I'm supposed to do to progress the story

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A bear@A_single_bear8 Mar 2022

A good way to handle a difficult task is to forget that it exists and hope you do it by accident. I am a bear.

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@MikeTyson5 Mar 2022

I don’t understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don’t bother no one.

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@pants13 Sep 2021

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@powerbottomdad121 Dec 2021

sabre toothed tiger is the hardest name for an animal in history. only thing that come close is the hammer head shark, maybe the silver backed gorilla

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@nickcammarata11 Dec 2021

there’s no behind in life, we’re just here somehow and get to experience the world for a while until we die

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The Artist fka: 𝓶𝔂𝓬𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓾𝓶 𝓶𝓪𝓰𝓮 {❤️‍🔥}@myceliummage6 Dec 2021

meaning? purpose? bro i would literally just do thingds i like doing

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@ThatsMauvelous7 Dec 2021

if i were a voice in my head i would simply stop saying mean things

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Dee@figgled2 Dec 2021

Cars should have a second, friendlier horn to say thank you, or if you want to let people know you drove past a cool animal

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@Kraft_Sauces12 Apr 2021

if it wasn’t that good, we wouldn’t make buckets of it.

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