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Married for 20+ years. Here sharing our goofiness with the world.

Joined January 2021
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waiting for Daddy at Alamo didn't go so well. @DrLupo @tripleg
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So as the kids say today we are really thirsty for each other.
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WandaVision 2 is available to preorder at Best Buy for $29.99 馃挜 zdcs.link/DMp1g $39.99 at Amazon: zdcs.link/dlJ0p
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Beautiful meme from discord.
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The GeForce RTX Keycap... 馃憖 We've got hundreds of these to give away as rewards to the GeForce community! Want one? 馃攣Retweet + Like this post for a chance to win.
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When I can't get into my wife's pants I get resting sad face. #MarriedLife
SOOOO YES!!!!
we're making your childhood dream game would you play it on Steam? RT = Yes Follow = YES! Join our Discord (see comments)
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Husband looking at a bidet. "Honey I think we should get a bidet." Wife "Sure as long as we can call it a butt fountain." #MarriedLife
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The wait is over! Re-Tweet, Like, and Comment on what you are most excited about for a chance to win a PC copy of ELDEN RING! #GamingCommunity #Gamer #GamerGirl
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I was at the gym today and coughed. Some lady told me "if you are sick you shouldn't be here." My verbal filter somehow came off and I just spewed out "Sorry I went down on my wife about an hour ago and I got one of her pubes stuck in my throat."
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Since I work from home now that make my home a work place environment. So I think I need to file a HR complaint about the sexual harassment by my wife.
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! WHAT 1 YEAR!! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Replying to @DrLupo
@DrLupo EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
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Husband: Where did all the chocolate go? Wife: I'm on my period where do you think it went? I hoovered that shit all up. #MarriedLife
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When you time that "FOR BETTY" cheer right as your wife climaxes.
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I am proud to be a member of @DrLupo I have been with him on both platforms. I like it because he is entertaining and for all of his charity work.
It's the last chance to #PlayItForward and win a GeForce RTX 3080 Ti for you and your favorite creator! 馃挌馃摻馃帣 1. RT this post 2. Tell us which gaming creator's community you are proud to be a part of. 3. If selected, you both win new GPUs + 2 more for the creator's community!
Best description of my wife and I relationship. I'm Martha Stewart and she is Snoop.
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PlayStation hooked us up with a Ghostbusters: Afterlife poster signed by the director/cast to giveaway! RT this for a chance to win! Ghostbusters: Afterlife in Dreams is a collaboration between Media Molecule, Sony Pictures and the Dreams community and you can play it now!
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Super Mario (Guardians of the) Galaxy
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Now presenting the Xbox & Free Guy Sweeps! RT with #XboxFreeGuySweepstakes for a chance to win this prize pack including a custom @FreeGuyMovie Xbox Series S, and most importantly, a name tag that says Guy. No purchase req. US 19+. Ends 8/20/21. Rules: xbx.lv/3xyxucs