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Gordon Gekko retweeted
i dont even like anime or go to shops like this. but i know this kind of place survives off razor thin margins, held together at the seams by a loyal customer base and like one or two guys who work tireless 80hr weeks. if you do this you should be pulled apart by horses. no trial
The owner of a French anime shop who went viral has released security footage showing his store being looted.
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Disgustingly close to perfect today @frankmikesmith GeoSports · Oct 20th 993 / 1,000 🏆🟢🟢🟢🏆 geosports.app
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My MD is going to forward this to the whole deal team with “thoughts?” Brother those are the thoughts.
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Cool movie but Nathan Fielder is not a journalist or documentary guy and should stick to comedy bits
So @TylerShultz_ as a Theranos whistleblower. And he wrote the piece you need to read about ‘You Can See Everything.’ Elizabeth Holmes is still lying, he says. And the filmmakers, while creating a great piece of art, fall short on looking outside the walls of her apartment to document that. One key detail: "My wife had to squeeze my arm to prevent me from jumping out of my seat in the theater and screaming, THAT IS NOT THE DEVICE." Again, that device Holmes showed? It's not the one we're talking about!!!! Having seen the film, I basically agree with Tyler's take. statnews.com/2026/10/19/eliz…
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Bloomberg TV at the airport. Is the country healing?
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Could this explain why people are fatter? Even unhealthy food is surprisingly more unhealthy than you could imagine
This past Valentine’s Day, 71-year-old Brad Reese, proud grandson of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups inventor H. B. Reese, posted a scathing open letter to the manager of corporate brand and editorial at Hershey, accusing the company of unforgivably altering many Reese’s products by replacing real chocolate with compound chocolate — basically using vegetable oils instead of cocoa butter to lower costs and replacing real peanut butter with “peanut-butter-style crèmes.” “And Reese wasn’t alone in feeling like everything was getting worse,” writes Rachel Handler. “Everyone in my life I spoke to agreed that something was amiss, that Reese’s — and commercial chocolate in general — didn’t taste the way it used to.” Handler would spend the next several months tumbling down a chocolate vortex, encountering dozens of eccentric characters, all disagreeing about the fundamental question of what chocolate even is and who it should be for. “I learned that — not to sound like a LinkedIn guy — what’s going on with chocolate is a parable for the modern world. That at this particularly bleak end stage of capitalism, everything we once treasured has or will lose its essential essence and MrBeast will always be involved somehow.” For our cover story, Handler takes a deep dive into the molten belly of the chocolate world. Read it in full: nymag.visitlink.me/vKKky_
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Italy mogging France per usual
Giorgia Meloni has deployed the Italian Army in Milan against the barbaric foreign horde. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. 🇮🇹
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These are just the supplies they need for their research paper on why Messi is better than Ronaldo!
Rioters looted a Lionel Messi jersey and armband amid the ongoing unrest in France.
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New York is full of resentful theater kids from Akron Ohio who think they’re owed a free loft in Chelsea because they didn’t like football growing up
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The French riots would be justified if they were against the AP poll
BREAKING: College Football AP Poll🚨 on3.com/news/college-footbal…
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Gordon Gekko retweeted
Polska nie powtórzy błędów innych europejskich państw, nie będzie też za nie płacić. Twardo bronimy granicy przed nielegalną migracją, mamy własną politykę azylową (nie przyjmujemy wniosków), deportujemy tych, którzy łamią polskie prawo. W kwestii bezpieczeństwa będziemy bezwzględni. To usłyszeli ode mnie liderzy Europy w Brukseli.
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At what point of these endless riots in Europe does the Vatican start hosting spec ops / training their own DEVGRU teams
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Gordon Gekko retweeted
J’ai entendu dire que la France était finie, qu’il était trop tard pour la sauver. Mais la France est toujours aussi belle, enviable même. Sa grandeur n’a pas disparu, elle ne demande qu’à renaître. Nous avons surmonté en un an un problème cent fois plus grave, sans avoir les moyens dont dispose la France. La France pourrait y arriver en une semaine.
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“Why do you own a gun?”
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3 Things my priest mentioned during mass today with no context: - beekeepers - Hiroshima and Nagasaki - The movie rocky
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Being a successful college football coach is not that hard unless you’re retarded
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Tired of the esoteric fluff commentary at every press conference
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Only logical response for the French government at this point if they have the balls
This is how the great Napoleon Bonaparte dealt with rioters. Just saying.
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