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Frequently silly, sometimes serious (but mostly just having fun).

Always on the move
Joined October 2021
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Are you tired of a surveillance society filled with cameras? Then you may enjoy my free, 3D printed solution that temporarily disables cameras without causing permanent damage. I made this as a public service exclusively for cities that have decided they need to black bag Flock cameras. Please note, hordes of bozos should not use this to take back their privacy by harmlessly blocking Flock cameras using nothing but a grocery bag and a rubber band. #GoFlockYourself
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Governor Hat retweeted
Some things you'd never type into an AI chat. Your health. Your money. Last night's dream about your boss. We built a dream journal on ZeroSignal to show what an AI app for sensitive information can look like. Here's the demo 馃憞
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Heard Algorand is launching a 鉁╬oints鉁╬rogram? Might actually become bullish once more
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Absolutely, fucking nailed it. Thanks @StaciW_DC
Staci, can you roast me next?
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Governor Hat retweeted
Creator Week is live, partnered with @haydotapp. Every HayLaunch token that graduates to a Pact pool by Oct 30 gets 2 farms, 100K POW each: one for the ALGO LP, one for single-asset staking. Who will be next to launch?鈿★笍 pact.fi/farm
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Stop sending this to me. I am not the Bagel Boss.
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The biggest disservice to Algorand Staci ever did was not aggressively pursuing JAWs to come back as CEO. It does wonders having a leader who not only has a deep understanding of the technology, but is genuine and engages the community. I hope the intern running William's X account can get more comms out for us.
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For the culture Post Quantum go brrrrrr
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Governor Hat retweeted
Little did dude know we鈥檙e in our BRONZE ERA 馃馃嵕 PARTY TIME. Buy 1 $ALGO + of $BRONZE and let鈥檚 get more holders than QRL 馃槶 #quantummogged
Replying to @QRLedger @Algorand
Your number of accounts/users is essentially zero, too. I鈥檝e seen memecoins with more holders. #quantummogged
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Replying to @QRLedger @Algorand
Your number of accounts/users is essentially zero, too. I鈥檝e seen memecoins with more holders. #quantummogged
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Coming soon to a chain near you.
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We are in a simulation, and this is how the Matrix saves memory.
the 2025 nlcs vs. the 2026 nlcs
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Governor Hat retweeted
Replying to @loedn_
These people, 120 years ago. "tHAt'S nOt sTrEEt LeGaL yoU, yOu kNOw?"
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Can't wait to drunk drive and crash into the second story of my neighbors house.
Do a kickflip!
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PREDICTION: My picture of a dog pooping will get more engagement than this whiny tweet from the Product Marketing Lead at Cucknet. #Quantumogged
pov its 2024 and we're still gaming metrics
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Replying to @BasedCharles69
At least I鈥檓 not molesting AI by asking it to cram my lumpy hairy ass into a bikini.
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Algofam asked, and now it鈥檚 time to deliver. I鈥檓 now on Twitter and ready to feed you retards all the slop you can handle. Get ready. Or don鈥檛. I don鈥檛 really give a shit. Now watch me rip this bong.
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I am a competitive bastard, so I built a PQ Printer to get Algorand to #1. What it does is tracks chains that currently have PQ tx, allows you to deposit Algo so tx go brrr, then if you want you can receive coupons that rank you on a leaderboard. Print: wen.tools/pq-printer
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Hearing interesting things about a CMO replacement.
馃 Made with AI
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