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Gowrix

@Gowrix1

Emergency Coach and Lunch Supervisor Hologram. Coash Gowron Replaceman. Moved to @gowrix.bsky.social

Joined March 2021
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ɪᴛ'ꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀ ʟᴏɴɢ ʀᴏᴀᴅ
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7 years ago, we bought a plot of land on the US-Mexico border to stop racist billionaire Donald Trump’s dumb wall. But this year, an even richer, more racist billionaire—@ElonMusk—fucked that land with tractors and garbage, so we’re suing for $15 million. ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com
Elon Musk Owes You $100 • Cards Against Humanity Saves America Day 7

Elon Musk Owes You $100 • Cards Against Humanity Saves America Day 7

Elon Musk stole your land, and now he owes you $100.

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As a former military guy, I’m trying to figure out how a commander can refuse an illegal order from someone who is issuing it as an official act.
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@gowrix.bsky.social
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ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ Qᴜᴀᴄᴋꜱ! ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴏɢʟᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʙᴏ ɢɪʀʟꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏʀɴʙ! ᴅʀᴀɴᴋꜱ ᴀᴍ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ!
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ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ... ᴛᴏ ᴘʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍꜱʏ ɪꜱʟᴀɴᴅ. ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴇxʏ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍꜱ ᴀᴍ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴅᴜᴇ.
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ɢᴇᴛ ɪɴ ʟᴏᴏꜱᴇʀꜱ. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴇxᴘʟᴀɪɴꜱᴛɪᴏᴍᴀɴꜱ.
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ᴀᴍ ʜᴀʟᴘ ᴍᴇʟᴏɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪꜱ ᴄᴀʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴀᴍ ɢᴏ ʜᴀʟᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪꜱ ᴛᴡᴀᴛ ᴡᴇʙꜱɪɢʜᴛ. ɢᴏᴏʙ ᴊᴏʙ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀᴇ ᴇʟᴏɴɢ!
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ꜱᴏʀʀʏ. ᴀᴍ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʙᴜꜱʏ ʟɪᴍᴀᴛᴇᴛɪɴɢ ʀᴀᴛᴇꜱ ᴀʟʟ ᴅᴀʏ.
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youtu.be/57rACCFXU1A
Star Trek TOS Main Theme but it never gets to the Main Theme

Star Trek TOS Main Theme but it never gets to the Main Theme

May the live long be prosper.CREDITS:Music arranged/produced by ...

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ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏɴᴇ. ꜱʟᴀʏ ᴛᴜɴᴇᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏʙʟᴏᴏᴅʏ...
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This is my message to anyone who has chosen the path of hate. Please listen.
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Am take care of scary ballooon. Calm down everyones.
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youtu.be/hik6M-rihl8

Every possible question about The Mandalorian Season 3 Trailer in five minutes or less - The Song

This is basically a recreation of what’s going on inside our brains...

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ɢᴇᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ "ʙɪɢ ɢᴀᴍᴇ" ᴡɪᴛʜ ꜱɴᴀᴄᴋɪɴɢꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜰɪᴛ ɪɴꜱɪᴅᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ
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ᴀᴍ ꜱᴛᴜᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇᴋᴡᴀʀ ᴅɪᴍᴇɴꜱɪᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ. ꜱᴇɴᴅ ʜᴀʟᴘ.
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ᴀᴍ ʜᴏɴʀᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ.
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