The last time I heard this was in the on-board discotheque of the Hamburg ferry some time around 1985 youtu.be/lfBdGT4dn4E?si=oEvS…
“ I’m Bill Decker, studying murder”
#UniversityChallenge
The French police have just illegally stopped me and my friends, despite us holding press credentials and working as bona fide journalists.
They’ve also seized my gas mask, which I believe is an attempt to obstruct our ability to report freely.
So much for freedom of the press.
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Face coverings are prohibited during French demonstrations even on Halloween. Police recognise only official CCIJP journalist cards which facilitate access during protests. The gas mask was seized under this rule. ccijp.fr/la-carte-de-pr… tf1info.fr/justice-faits-… telegraph.co.uk/world-news/202…
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You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
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That they are still together is rather lovely
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Will repost this legend as often as I can. Never heard of this song and barely know what he’s singing, despite being able to speak French. Doesn’t matter. This is pure charisma.
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happy to see him explore this genre further
Sir Cliff Richard, 86, aiming for fourth Christmas No1 with surprise REGGAE version of The Lord is My Shepherd.
#CliffRichard
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In 1992, an AA employee called Jason Pegler was walking home from work in Dover, England, when he walked past a public telephone box. As he did so, the phone started ringing.
His curiosity piqued, he decided to answer it. To his absolute astonishment, the call was for…him
On the other end of the line was his colleague, Sue Hamilton. She apologised for disturbing him and asked for help with the office fax machine, which she couldn’t get to work. Jason was dumbfounded.
‘Hold on Sue, how could you possibly know I was beside this particular phone box?’, asked Jason.
Confused, Sue didn’t understand the question.
‘What do you mean,’ she replied. ‘Isn’t this your home number?’
Jason explained that he was still on his way home, and that he’d simply heard a public phone ringing as he walked past and decided to pick it up. (And this is where it gets genuinely bonkers.)
When Sue checked the number she’d dialled, she finally worked out what had happened. She had mistaken his AA *staff* number for his home telephone number!
By what must be the maddest coincidence of their respective lives, that staff number was also the number of the public phone box in Dover that Jason was passing just at the moment she called.
Sue had dialled the wrong number, but reached the right person.
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I will never say a wrong word about Ringo Starr - this from the Guardian obit of Jeffrey Archer
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What in the universal credit, fridge in the front garden, peppa pig plate used as an ashtray, crisis loan, french bulldog breeding, this town is full of snakes, middle section of Aldi, nappies at toddlers ankles, dads on licence, strongbow dark fruits, self diagnosed mental illness, kids eating crisps for dinner, Tesco value ham, front garden trampoline, lip filler paid with child benefit, spag BOWL, just me and me kids now, 35p energy drink, shouting in the street in your dressing gown, I swear down on me mums life, live laugh love, twos on that? silver crushed velvet living room, one pouch of bacci til next Thursday is going on here??































