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Graph Hell (Ohio)
Joined September 2021
🏳️‍⚧️Graph Crimes🏳️‍🌈 retweeted
Happy Pythagorean Theorem Day! 10/24/26 10² + 24² = 26² This is the last one we’ll experience in our lifetime.
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It’s just one benchmark, but OpenAI continues to lead by a solid margin in model number.
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Incredible y axis. No notes. Perfect bit
Open Al's internal benchmarks show GPT-6.1 Sol crushing Opus 5.5, with Anthropic struggling to keep up
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Egg resolves the water-oil dialectic, allowing it to be sublated into mayonnaise
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Egg resolves the water-oil dialectic, allowing it to be sublated into mayonnaise
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I assume this joke is funny to approximately 3 people, all of whom should be in my audience
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I'm not confident calling it a crime, but putting a percentage chart on a log scale is really weird
This chart shows railroads peaking at almost 10% of GDP! (Why you'd put a percentage chart on a log scale is beyond me...)
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BREAKING: Iran declares the Strait of Hormuz will stay closed until Trump and Netanyahu are removed from power, setting a new condition for reopening the Strait, per Zolqadr, advisor to the Supreme Leader. "Our fighters will not open the Strait of Hormuz until the criminal Trump and the bloodthirsty Netanyahu are pulled down from the throne of power," Zolqadr says, calling it "the first stage of the Iranian people's revenge." In August a senior adviser to Iran's chief negotiator said Iran would keep Hormuz closed until Trump's term ends on January 20, 2029. The condition has now moved from a date to Trump's removal from office.
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hello graph department i'd like to report a felony
Tesla paid self-driving users over time
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The chart uses equal spacing for year-end data points (2021-2024) and subsequent quarterly points, so the x-axis does not scale time linearly. The reported figures match Tesla's official shareholder updates. assets-ir.tesla.com/tesla-contents… assets-ir.tesla.com/tesla-contents…
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I don't even know where to start with this one. What is even going on
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(higher res version of the image)
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Honestly a work of art at this point. Absolutely incredible
So many things wrong with this graph - one for the list @GraphCrimes
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how much goes into the fl–
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For the love of God, Montresor!
Most bricks laid in one hour 🧱⏱️ 1,065 by Charlie Collison 🇬🇧 Charlie recently broke a record of 872 that had stood for over 30 years.
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If this man claims to have received a pipe of what passes for Amontillado, do NOT trust him!
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🚨BREAKING: I'm in the lead. It's a new race, and Michiganders know I'm our state's greatest fighter and our best bet to beat Mike Rogers and help flip the Senate blue.
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