Millionaire's short-thread Rating every millionaire's shortbread I eat in 2022. 1. Caffè Nero - Royal Mile, Edinburgh A paltry 2 inch square. In the words of D:Ream, Things Can Only Get Better. Shortbread to caramel ratio all wrong. Each layer worse than the one above. 1/5

BAN HOT FOOD ON TRAINS

The Richard Hillman storyline in Coronation Street was peak television. Miles better than 99% of the slop Netflix churns out.

My favourite fight of all time. 🥊

Weapons of mass destruction located. 73 year old Tony Blair’s arms.

What a fight. Nothing beats heavyweight boxing. 🥊

Sometimes my YouTube recommended feed throws up pure gold.

This is one of my favourite fights ever. I love this.

April Fools is for losers. The only thing people should be celebrating today is the beginning of Q2.

Hit a 110kg bench PB in the gym this morning and went to Dishoom for lunch. 10/10 birthday. Even the haters and losers can’t bring me down. 🎈

Hey @NestleUKI @Nestle, 3 of the last 4 tubes of Smarties I’ve had contained ZERO Orange smarties. What sort of sick scam are you running here. Get those numbers up!

Decided to spontaneously book a flight to Dublin this morning. Been drinking the best Guinness of my life all afternoon and just had an amazing smash burger with bacon jam with Kneecap on full volume. Life is amazing. You just need a little reminder sometimes.

Just found my review of the first Chris Eubank vs Steve Collins fight. Primary 4 homework. 🥊 #boxing

The first wrestling VHS I ever got was WrestleMania 8. I must have watched that god awful Hulk Hogan vs Sid Justice match with the botched Papa Shango run in 200 times brother.

Sorry it’s a shoot brother

Oleksandr Usyk is the best boxer in the world. 🥊