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He/Him. BA: Screen & Media; polsci(minor). I bring sort of a silly goose vibe to the timeline that serious geese don't really like.

Hamilton, New Zealand
Joined June 2009
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This damn AI has got me all figured out.
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This is Hamilton East
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Crazy that 10.9% (at this stage) of people are just fine with paedophilia.
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I keep coming back to this with more braindead act paedophiles to hide the replies of
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If the right do take it again, ACT & NZF are going to get an even more disproportionate share of the say than they did this time. You thought Luxon was weak in the negotiations the first time around? Now make him do it again without the majority of his senior MP's around him.
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In overhang situations the size of the house should increase for all parties to maintain proportionality. Fuck it, lets get the house to 550 seats.
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Imagine publicly admitting you learn things from RYAN BRIDGE LOLOLOLOL
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Worried about learning something?
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If you can get within 5-10% of eligible voters choosing to not vote, it starts to resemble the rates for spoiled ballots/"informal votes" seen in places like Australia with compulsory voting. This means that around 5-10% of people aren't going to choose even if they are there.
NZ Voted Enrolled 3.7m or 93.7% of those eligible to vote (It's illegal to not be enrolled 🤷) Voted 2.8m or 74.6% of eligible So 900,000 enrolled didn't bother to vote (imagine having this privelege & not exercising it) Special votes 400k yet to be counted (100k from overseas)
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That means we have 15-20% of eligible voters who didn't vote in this election. That is mental to me.
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Why did Labour stand candidate in this electorate? Why didn't they work with Greens & negotiate with them to not put forward candidate or advise well in advance how they wanted people to vote in other electorates Is devious but may be the only way we get Left bloc back in power
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Chlöe Swarbrick my prime minister idgaf what results say
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NZ选举又到了喜闻乐见大快人心的工党绿党选民互殴环节。
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While our system is a hell of a lot more robust than what it used to be, insofar as we will never have a result like the UK got in 2024 where 33.7% voted for Labour and they got 63.2% of the seats, it is still frustrating that there are easy obvious improvements we haven't done.
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It's amazing that you can see a weak, feckless, half assed Labour campaign 6 months out from the election, and Labour bros still try and find a way to blame the Greens for why it's so tight.
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If we don't manage to salvage a victory from this the blame will rest squarely with Chris Hipkins. FHMR was the slogan.
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Why couldn't Simeon Brown be one of the ones losing their jobs, man
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I am hearing that on his deathbed Chris Bishop received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
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BREAKING 🚨 : LABOUR ANNOUNCES CHRIS HIPKINS TO BE REPLACED BY THE GHOST OF CHAIRMAN MAO ZEDONG PRIOR TO COALITION NEGOTIATION TALKS
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400,000 of these are two ticks green I personally filled out
RNZ says there are an estimated 700,000 special votes. So whatever happens tonight nothing is decided until they are counted.
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If we don't take it from these clowns, the Labour bros won't be able to blame us Greens. Fuck I hope we take it.
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