Grumpy Episcopal Cat

I tried to get to #LambethConference 2022, but I stowed away in @franklogue’s suitcase. From the sounds outside the case, I think I am currently in Madagascar. Are those Lemurs?

Prayers for @GeorgeTDog, whose human @scottagunn is in serious condition. Even a canine deserves prayer.

My patented survivor service awaits her with open paws…

Quietly….. Quietly…. nice @gc79pigeon….. @ecclesiangst

I AM ON THIS @ecclesiangst #GC80

I WILL TAKE CARE OF THIS

SHOUTOUT TO THE CATZ! Thank you, @PB_Curry! You’re not bad for a two-legs. #GC80

Best part about #GC80? No deputies mucking up the house right now so I can consider the best pounce positions..

I will be offering my patented “Designated Survivor Preservation Service” to each deputation on arrival in Baltimore. I promise not to sell you to Jabba. #gc80

I usually spend my time making General Convention a living hell for you two-legs, but seems like you’ve managed very well on your own this time. #GC80

I’m already grumpy, and I haven’t even figured out whose suitcase I’m going to stowaway in to get to Baltimore. #GC80

Hey @gc80boxlunch, I’d like to visit you in your grief. Btw, You’re not gonna need your contents anymore, right? #GC80

NOT A SINGLE CAT! Episcopalian included in Baylor survey naming a dozen who can really preach buff.ly/2FFtJHo

PB I M HIDIN IN UR LUGGAGE... Presiding Bishop begins a Holy Week pilgrimage in the Holy Land buff.ly/2J3IhTV

Still no Catz.... Newark standing committee chooses four candidates for 11th bishop buff.ly/2G2zuR5

I dream of a church where Catz are finally allowed in the Episcopate. Then all you two-legs will pay. - Episcopal Diocese of Lexington selects new bishop provisional buff.ly/2EZcscN

If it was up to us Anglican Catz, we would settle this quickly with a few scratches. - U.S. Supreme Court asked to review South Carolina property decision buff.ly/2EJlY3u