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GrumpyGreenskeeper retweeted
The morning test post heavy sanding last week….if it sticks, no morning rolling or mowing…back packs only. Dry rolls this afternoon.
GrumpyGreenskeeper retweeted
🚨🚨 Time to win your own @motocaddyusa M7 Remote Electric Caddy
All you have to do is RT and be following me and @motocaddyusa to be entered into drawing.
I truly love mine. Had no idea how much I would, but I really do. Now get yours.
GrumpyGreenskeeper retweeted
I might start chewing again. Too many of these young kids who are pretenders think these nicotine pouches are considered throwing actual lip luggage in. Fucking spare me you pussies. You haven't truly lived until you put a half can of Copenhagen wintergreen in your lower cheek pocket and felt that fiberglass shred your gums while the juice runs down the back of your throat causing a serious head buzz. They have no idea about how nails it feels to carry a spit cup around you picked up at a gas station and threw a napkin in it for good measure. Chewing long cut is hardcore porn. And at the same rate, America's past time. Which is also baseball. Packing an absolute piss missile and digging your fingers into that can? Few feelings that can replicate that and you're talking to a guy who lost his virginity at age 12 to my 37 year old social studies teacher in the back seat of her two door Pontiac SunFire. Yeah she took advantage of me. Still loved it. Just like I still love chew.
-Swish
GrumpyGreenskeeper retweeted
If you've ever lived in CA for any meaningful amount of time, you know that the Latino guy in the flannel buttoned to the neck is not generally a person to fuck with.
GrumpyGreenskeeper retweeted
Bigger is sometimes better! 30-40% faster chute spin compared to the stock pulley- A new belt and a bit of welding and off we go! #alwaysimproving @CobbleHillsGolf
GrumpyGreenskeeper retweeted
Hold on a second, is this the same @Daniel_Rapaport who rails against reinstated ams on the internet and he's playing a usga 4ball qualifier with a (checks notes) REINSTATED AM
My man @Daniel_Rapaport and his Brentwood CC sensei Danny Wax in a 3-for-1 US Am 4ball playoff. Bogey-free 65 is no joke around a very tricky track. Tour caddie @GreinerJoe birdies the last to join the playoff. Finals next May @ErinHillsGolf
GrumpyGreenskeeper retweeted
wagyu meatballs itself is an IQ test product
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For those of you who don’t want to watch a 3 minute video about advanced groundskeeping technology, I can break it down for you:
The field is crap and they know it, but they’re going to pretend like it’s fine anyway.
If they can lay down beautiful grass in multiple U.S. stadiums for FIFA in one week, there’s no reason they can’t require it for an NFL game elsewhere with months of advance notice. The surface of the MCG in Australia was perfect. So what the hell happened here?
There’s no excuse @nflcommish.
GrumpyGreenskeeper retweeted
Two strangers realized they had the exact opposite problem: one had a gold Ford F-250 with a silver tailgate, the other a silver F-250 with a gold one.
They pulled into a parking lot, swapped tailgates on the spot, and both drove away with perfectly matching trucks. 😂🛻
GrumpyGreenskeeper retweeted
"An old groundskeeper at Fenway Park would stuff his pockets full of cash from home starters."
@TheRealJPap58 says he's seen pitchers "drop some pretty good coin" for grounds crew members to tweak the mound to their liking.
GrumpyGreenskeeper retweeted
The privilege of being a former pro athlete and still needing that explained to you. You’ve made $5M professionally, and now talk golf for a living. Just the other day you were talking about playing Peachtree. How much more out of touch can you get?
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As we navigate extreme drought pressure, water conservation continues to stay top of mind.
What you see in this photo are Fine Fescue Collections featuring varieties that show superior drought tolerance, proving that a beautiful lawn can still thrive even when rain is scarce.
GrumpyGreenskeeper retweeted
This might be worse than the girl who hired an interior designer for her dorm room
I might leave if a buddy came up to me and said he hired a stylist for the golf trip
All that just to wear an upside down Bandon hat 💀
Legit nuke the fucking game
GrumpyGreenskeeper retweeted
"We repair it. We maintain it." uhm that's actually against John Deere's terms of service buddy enjoy the predator drone
On our farm, we take care of our equipment.
We repair it. We maintain it. And when it no longer works, we put it out in the pasture.
Congress should work the same way.
Term limits now.
Send a Farmer to Congress 🇺🇸🚜
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Normally this is just a picture of a field pregame. This picture is different because it represents all the work my amazing staff has done from the end of last season until now. Construction, FIFA pitch installed, 6 matches, FIFA pitch out, construction, then 10 day grow in.
GrumpyGreenskeeper retweeted
Hey @Avis how much of your business practice is intentionally letting people take damaged cars and then trying to charge them for that? Even show the attendants the damage with photos I took before and they still file a report.