@GrumpySkeletor

Parody. Not affiliated in any way with Masters of The Universe, Mattel or Filmation.

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Joined March 2014
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Jamie Sullivan

Hello. I do @grumpyskeletor on Twitter and Facebook. Yes, that's literally it. Hello! I've done over 3000 tweets as @grumpyskeletor on Twitter over the past 8 years. If you've enjoyed them (or wish to

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Sat watching the news and wondering how Donald Trump manages to be an even bigger arsehole than He-Man.
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During this extremely hot weather please don’t forget to check in on elderly relatives and neighbours to remind them that He-Man is a massive fucking arsehole.
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State of this fanny
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm15 Jun 2025
First look at Nicholas Galitzine as He-Man in the live-action ‘MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE’ movie In theaters on June 5, 2026.
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I’d like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas. Everyone except He-Man, of course, as he is a complete fucking anus.
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@thegrumpyskeletor.bsky.social
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It’s that time of year when the clocks have gone back and I’m wondering how the actual fuck I change the time in the car.
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Joe Biden just introduced me as He-Man and I am fucking LIVID
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Even I’m not a convicted felon.
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Liz Truss
@trussliz31 Mar 2024
Happy Easter! ✝️
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Merry Christmas motherfuckers
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I may be evil, but even I wouldn’t wish you a merry christmas whilst taking a massive shite on the toilet.
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He-Man’s just sent me a Christmas card with him and Battle Cat on the cover with the message ‘Meowy Catmas’. What a fucking arsehole.
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On the twelfth day of Christmas Evil-Lyn sent to me 12 fucking arseholes
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Couldn’t be bothered to attack Castle Grayskull today so I just summoned some magic to call He-Man a massive fanny instead.
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What an incredible disguise. I have absolutely no idea which MASSIVE FUCKING BELLEND this could possibly be.
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He-Man is queuing outside Argos as he's got his eye on a trouser press in the Black Friday sales. It's a bit weird though, as I've never seen him wear a pair of trousers in my entire fucking life.
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Was going to have a cheeky bowl of Frosties for lunch but Mer-Man left the packet open and they've all gone FUCKING STALE
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WANKERS
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I see there’s been about 8 UK prime ministers since I last properly posted, each one a more hapless fucker than this simpering ginger gimp.
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He-Man has just informed me that there’s only 40 sleeps until Christmas so he’s left me with no option other than to punch him square on his bellend.
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