sportswriter/editor @562sports. co host @JenkinsAndJonez. author of three books. father of two children. husband of one wife.

LONG BEACH, CA
Joined July 2009
I'm not from LA I'm from Long Beach.
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Your kid on a chair looking for presents you hid on top of the fridge
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Mike GuardaBOOscio πŸ‘»πŸ‘» retweeted
This is how Dr. Seuss probably talk smack. β€œIt’s no sausage, but it might be a little green eggs and ham, you know what I mean? Jaylen I am”
Jaylen Brown on Jayson Tatum: β€œIt’s no beef, but it might be little lamb chops and some gravy, you know what I mean? β€œHe should stay ready at all times.”
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STORY + VIDEO + PHOTOS: Full coverage of the Moore League football championship game as Long Beach Poly blanked Millikan. The Jackrabbits have outscored league opponents 141-0 and will try to be the first team ever to post a Moore League donut next week the562.org/2026/10/24/long-b…
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Mike GuardaBOOscio πŸ‘»πŸ‘» retweeted
Replying to @Guardabascio
@Guardabascio said this already!!! Mike I told you to tweet this damn.
The NBA should consider having one game each week on a Friday afternoon. Make it a big event in the city that is hosting that week’s game. They would have a window all to themselves each week β€” especially for teams that don’t get much exposure. Primetime in Europe too.
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Mike GuardaBOOscio πŸ‘»πŸ‘» retweeted
Fifth grade @LaJethroJenkins was a menace 🀣🀣🀣
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So there's a chance I'm waking up tomorrow and the internet doesn't exist anymore?
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Mike GuardaBOOscio πŸ‘»πŸ‘» retweeted
Yaxel tryna fit in his first game and talk trash to Luka
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He knows now πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Does he not know that talking to Luka Doncic is the worst thing you can do?
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Lindeborg learning some lessons lmao
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Wow. This is what real leadership and community looks like. Free parking what a blessing in LA in whatever form it comes
According to Lakers PR, Luka Doncic is treating fans in Los Angeles to free parking tonight at a lot near Crypto. Doncic has also partnered with Metro Bike Share to offer free rides across Los Angeles Wednesday.
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Mike GuardaBOOscio πŸ‘»πŸ‘» retweeted
Long Beach State soccer coach Mauricio Ingrassia reached a rare milestone--400 wins between his record-setting tenures at LBSU and at Long Beach City. We go in-depth with Long Beach's foundational college soccer coach: the562.org/2026/10/21/long-b…
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You know how ass you gotta be to not charge for parking in LA πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
The Clippers are doing a free parking initiative for opening night. Fans with a ticket can park free in the East or West Garage at Intuit Dome if they arrive by 6:30. Refunds will be issued to those who have already prepaid.
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Mike GuardaBOOscio πŸ‘»πŸ‘» retweeted
After two and a half years, surgeries, beating death TWICE, my lady has been officially cleared of cancer. Couldn't be more proud of a person. Here's to life. πŸ₯‚
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Horrible news for hatmongers
JUST IN: Veradermics announces its experimental hair-loss pill significantly increased hair growth in over 500 men, with no serious side effects reported in a late-stage study.
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Check on the Cleveland sports fans in your life
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⏰It’s ClownTheCowboys O’Clock!⏰ β€” patreon.com/jenkinsandjonez
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Cowboys can’t even get a sympathy late game TD
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