I don't understand what that means! No matter how complicated you make it, a bad thing is still bad thing! (#CastlevaniaRp / #SSBRP)
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OH, UNCLE ALUCARD! EVER SINCE YOUR UNTIMELY ARREST, THINGS HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME... THE LAST TIME WE SPOKE, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOUR GIFTS TO ME... Which I still didn't get!! AND NOBODY CAPTURES MY FAMILY AT AN IMPORTANT TIME LIKE THAT. #FREEALUCARD2023 @Dance_of_Pales
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Wow, thanks, @GRXNDCROSS for getting me this new sweet shake I asked for! You're the best! Ok, here I go!
[Meanwhile, Maria is waiting outside of Castlevania, looking very annoyed] What's taking him so long!? He said that he had a surprise for me, AND that this would be better than any christmas gift. Ooooh, he had better be right!!
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Unbelievable!!They did that.. to me!! I've been good all year. WELL, I KNOW WHO /WILL/ LISTEN TO ME. [Stomps up to @Dance_of_Pales]
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Uncle @Dance_of_Pales, listen to this!! My Dad and Great Great Great grandpa Simon won't get me the presents I want this year! I don't know why, I was pretty great this year! But I know YOU understand how I feel, right? You'll get me this, won't you? amazon.com/Present-Pets-GFT-…
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. . . AHEM, AHEM. Dad! @GRXNDCROSS ! We gotta talk... about Christmas! As you know, it IS the LORD'S BIRTHDAY... [Takes out a piece if paper] So, y'know... you should buy this for me! It's on sale right now. It's what Jesus would've wanted for me! amazon.com/Present-Pets-GFT-…
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I heard SOMEONE [looks at @princebeforeson] said that GOD [STARES] wasn't real, so I'm doing the only thing I can: taking them to Church!!
I always believed you would see the light of God, Grandpa, but not like this! If only Uncle Alucard was here on Earth isntead of Heaven to see this!
UNCLE AAAALLUCARD!! GOD HAS ANSWERED MY PRAYERS! YOU WON'T BE EVER BE SAD AGAIN AFTER THIS!! [PUSHES FLYER IN @Dance_of_Pales'S FACE]
