@GugsM

Sangoma, TV & radio host, award-winning writer & editor, MC/facilitator, & author. Badass. Inquiries: [email protected] Healing/Ndumba: [email protected]

 Johannesburg, South Africa
mhlungu.co.za
Joined July 2009
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I’m happy to share that my ndumba/practice is now open. If you are moved to, please email [email protected] for details on how to book your time. With the help of my ancestors & yours, I look forward to helping you find guidance. Niphile futhi nibe-safety, Gogo Mpendulo 🌙
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I want to ask my coworker whether he’s done his work, but he’s asleep again
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I was kind of holding my breath with the Brazilian election. The thought of another Bolsonaro presidency was terrifying, and would be another gain for the current global right wing march.
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Sunday Times reports that Rev Frank Chikane has hardly done any campaigning in Johannesburg because “the ANC has not confirmed his candidacy in wording or given him an undertaking his name will be on the most of prospective proportional representation councillors” Welele!
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News24 Sunday reports that Ethan Coetzee sent Cameron Waldeck-Cooks 22 000 WhatsApp messages in February & insisted she log into Microsoft Teams while studying so he could monitor her. They broke up in early July but he corned to message her. They were bothdead a month later.
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The lawyers representing the Waldeck-Cooks family says Coetzee demanding that she behave ‘like his wife’ and getting upset when she didn’t, is reflected in the communication between them. He would also message from early morning to until late at night.
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News24 Sunday reports that the DA’s internal polling show it as the biggest party in Jhb, Tshwane, Ekhuruleni, Mangaung, Nelson Mandela Bat and Cape Town. If polling is an accurate the DA is assured of leading Mangaung. At 39% it has double the support of the ANC in Jhb.
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Sunday Times reports that Tshwane municipality ignored repeated warnings about the Bronkohorspruit treatment plant while continuing to supply residents with contaminated water. Mayor Moya is said to have received at least 3 reports on water quality months leading up to the crisis
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“As Moya moved to suspend the plant manager this week, blaming him for failing to alter the metro to the lack of chlorine, it emerged that the department of water and sanitation had issued a letter of noncompliance to the municipality over the Bronkhorspruit plant in February…”
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😂😂😂😂
Acyn
@AcynOct 25
TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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Big boobs are 100% a burden. Except when you need extra storage for something. Such as a bottle of wine. I will not be taking any questions on this matter.
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Hi @WOOLWORTHS_SA the new dragonfruit and cranberry flavours for the sparkling water are delicious! I forgive you for taking away the rose flavour.
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News24 reports that documents “sent to Parliament and Minister David Maynier allege that former president Jacob Zuma demanded €1 million in cash and a 15% stake in a waste-tyre recycling company via politically connected businessman Roy Moodley.”
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Kaizer Chiefs lost their CAF Confederation Cup qualifier.
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I woke up this morning, and I was so tired that I considered faking my own death.
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Oh yes! How could I forget an OG like Spotty/Sporty?! The jersey number 10 of pups 🐶
OneofThem@MpondoPrideOct 23
Replying to @GugsM
Please don't forget Sporty. A legend in the streets.
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Everyone be quiet! My favorite circus show is on
SABC News Radio@SABCNews_RadioOct 22
BREAKING: The MK Party has removed its Secretary-General Sibonelo Nomvalo #SABCNews #FirstTakeSA
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High school friend fumbled the dog name bag 😩 But Kitty is perfect. The one cat on the farm is named Kitty, because we respect the constitution. The other is named Queen 😂😂😂
Gorjas Mohale@BlckPorcelainOct 22
A high school friend used to have a dog named doggy and a cat named kitty. Bobby, Rex or Danger were right there 😂😂😂
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My first dog, a Ridgeback my parents smuggled from eSwatini, was a Snoopy. We own a Bobby, a township terrier that’s got some Dutch or German Shepherd in him, on the farm. All I need is a Rex to complete my SA Dog Name Infinity Gauntlet.
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The Laughing Cow cheese cow has stopped smiling on the packaging for the time in a century, because there’s nothing to laugh about in this economy.
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Etv is absolutely cooking with their evening primetime offering. Between ‘The 4 of us’, ‘eGagasini’ ‘Durban Gen’, ‘Emzini’ and ‘Isitha’, hit after hit I’m afraid. And they’re very obviously coming for the SABC 1 viewer.
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