Gus Johnson

Come on, @ESPNFC - wouldn't you rather me commentating for England instead of these old nerds? #BlackisthenewBritish

Watching SportsCenter mangle #WorldCup highlights sets the bar at an encouraging height for me. #GusJohnson2018

I'm being told that yes, there are black people in Holland. Huh.

The good thing about saying "with pace" on every play is is that you can just add an "s" and make it "with space!"

Okay, me just pronouncing "Arda Turan" was a little rough, I'll admit.

.@ParadigmPicks Eric could use a little help. That's why they brought me in.

.@season_nw Yeah. Move to Europe, commie. Don't hate the Gus Johnson.

.@TinManUnited I have feelings, you know. I bleed, I love, I breathe. I just mispronounce a name or two on the way.

.@KDill_MUFC Your face.

FYI - DO NOT play "drink every time Gus Johnson says 'La Decima'" or you will die of alcohol poisoning. #UCLfinal

.@TheoneLiberator Ah, Americans. The Manchester United fans of world football.

.@nickprice91 Clyde Tyldesley trying to figure what's going on, worried there's a pitch invasion.

"Intensity...on his eyes...and IN his eyes." I'm so bad I'm good.

"Livermore...great hesitation!" I'm just making this up at this point.

No, Eric. He's not LITERALLY beside himself.

"Zonal defense. Not a lot of man-marking going on there." This man's a genius! #EricWynalda #FACupFinal

.@theaxepdx Say it with me! "LOO-KASHZ...FAH-BEE-ANSHZ-KEE"

Vinnie Mother-effing Jones! #FACupFinal #Wembley #GusJohnson

.@nickcowell Oh it burns, doesn't it? Gus Johnson's taking soccer over! Why? Because America, that's why! #WHYGUSJOHNSON

.@GatlandKeith Your mom goes to college.