Gut Handler

Who’s ready to head to the ER???

What we’re NOT going to do is have an inclusive word for PDFS

Big dicks coming to teach you how to annihilate your haters

Incredible human made $20k a month to spread STDs while pregnant

Nobody cares about the Epstein files anymore because our women our LITERALLY their food and skin care supplier.

Y’all got your toilet paper this time ?

What do you mean “a bump”? And whose idea was it to post this?

Let your hate for me fuel your next PR at the gym.

“You’re gonna purge followers if you keep on this track.” You think I give a shit? I have a “real” job. I’m gonna say what the fuck I wanna say.

Me talking to me: you're a Marlboro red in a world of vapes

The Bunnie XO fans are gonna tell me to mind my business. Unfortunately, eat it

Idk about my fellow “poors” but I’d rather be broke than dead. Idk though, I’m not suicidal or homicidal so maybe I just don’t get it 🤷‍♀️

Y’all blame men for The Salem Witch Trials but who do you think named the witches? The freaking bitches.

“Hitler’s propaganda wouldn’t have worked on me.” Bitch, your party could put “think for yourself” on a teleprompter and you’d read it word for word.

I can’t wait to become an Islamic state so I can start bread maxxing

Being disgusting has never been funnier 👀

ISIS burned 19 Yazidi girls alive for refusing to convert to Islam and become sex slaves. Hold on guys, they’re just misunderstood. We can fix them.

If 9/11 happened today, the left would be defending the hijackers

Looking is only creepy when you’re ugly

This is the corniest shit I’ve ever seen in my entire life. A blood oath? In your apartment building? Imagine cutting your hand for a guy and then three days later you see him gooning to a Mexican woman. A MEXICAN WOMAN. On live. For three fucking hours. I’d be in the Discord like, “Wait, I thought we were neo-Nazis? Did I miss the meeting where we decided Mexicans get a pass if Hammer thinks they’re hot?” And then he gets back on camera and goes, “It was a romance thing.” Brother in Christ, you made dudes cut their hands over this shit and now you’re making exceptions because you got horny? If you’re gonna fold over one cent of pussy, just fold. At least stand for SOMETHING. These are the people you’re worried are a national security threat BTW 😂😂😂😂

Now THIS is women empowerment!