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existence is terrifying

till my avoidant personality do us apart

"cats are so mean", skill issue

I'm already dead inside, just waiting to be buried

never understood why people stick to abusive partners man, okay yes mmeonana uchi but that ain't something that can justify being abused kula time

adulthood sucks better than y'all btw

"oh yeeeaaah"

the ideal sex for a Bi male is a threesome with the second male being a gay bottom and a straight girl

dudes hugging or girls kissing, which is more hotter?

that dude in that song said that "Khalifa amefika bei" dude, wewe ndo ulifika bei lol

mosquitoes these days are so aggressive man, one minute they're whining at one corner of the room and the next minute they're crashing head first on your face like the Learjet

woke up to wait for the day to end

to be bitten by a spider>>>

as a man ukigongewa face the dude that smacked that thang rather than shedding all the rage on that poor girl, y'all be looking dumb

kudate msichana mnono is an offence punishable by law

winks at a toddler: "oh he knows how to entertain children..." winks at a teen: "predators like you need to die..." winks at grownups: "aaaw he's so sweet, I think I like him" winks at older women: "eew! what a pervert"

my biology teacher taught us that urinating on your wounds makes them heal faster, so I'm tryna figure out how to urinate on the wound on the back of my head

remove that statue and the animals would have still gone to shelter there, nothing special lmao

most of the time nakuanga hyped up for an event alafu the event comes and I'm super bored and missing home already 30 minutes into it