Shadow minister for chopping of knobs. If thou Fucketh about, thou shalt find out. Lefty and Proudy welsh. gypsy 🐕 mam. IM NOT OPENING DMS RIGHTNOW. NO TO WAR

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Tesco supermarket this afternoon. Got chatting to lovely cashier, im guessing in her 60s. Swiftly conversation moved to politics, the total incompetents running this destroyed bum hole of a country. Cupping her hand over her mouth and leaning towards me she said, " there is only one man capable of fixing this, Rupert Lowe." I fully concurred
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The rain is coming down sideways. Gypsy took 1 look by the back door and thought sod this, the heatings on in the flat and she's gone back to bed.
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Have just seen Jenner "tribute" to Aberfan and I'm absolutely floored. I knew they were a scummy party but this is a whole new year.
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What have I missed while I've been away from here?
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I feel semi human for the 1st time in days. May even attempt a coffee. Whatever bug/virus I picked up knocked me sideways. Wouldn't wish it on anyone but you know who.
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Whatever I've picked up has knocked me sideways. Every part of me is aching and I can't stop being sick. No halloween party for me tonight 😭
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This is absolutely disgusting. Harassing workers in St Fagans for social media. These auditors need stopping . @Plaid_Cymru What can you do about this? We don't want this hatred in Wales and certainly not in out Welsh history museum walesonline.co.uk/news/polit…
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The rain has stopped and the winds died down and suddenly every bird in the neighbourhood is at the breakfast buffet. Poor little things must be starving
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Oh I'll prat for him alright but he won't like what I ask of someone who doesn't exist.
Nothings working play the victim card.........
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Anyone else get really hungry and the feeling you just want to eat when you have a head cold?
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My housing association does everything arse backwards. They damaged the waste pipes outside from the bathroom 3 weeks ago. They decide to send someone to fix it during Storm Austin 🤦‍♀️. Poor bastard is soaked out there so filled his flask with fresh tea.
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I don't want Ali G back not because he's offensive to many but because he's just not funny.
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I have just woke up and my head feels like cotton wool, achy and with a temp. This is all need because I have a halloween party sat 😭
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Making pizza tomorrow now. I'm far to tired after being awake since 120 and not having a nanna nap. I will only cock the dough up otherwise. So beans cheese and sausage slice it is instead. Anything to fill the gap
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The birds definitely know there's 2 days of very very bad weather coming because they've gone through twice as many fat balls and had more birds than I've ever seen out there. Brave little Mr Bobbin wasn't impressed.
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No wonder he turned off replies 🤣🤣
Bought this chicken from Morrisons yesterday for me and the kids dinner last night,went to cook it to notice it was only 90% chicken 🥴.Watch what youre putting in your body people,because you think it’s healthy doesn’t necessarily mean it is. Right in the bin with it last night.
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This product is sold as containing 90% chicken by weight along with added water and seasonings for the roast-in-the-bag method, as stated on the packaging and ingredients list. groceries.morrisons.com/products/morri…
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For tonight's tea I am attempting a homemade pizza. Pizza is my favourite food of all. So hoping my prosciutto and mozzarella with hot honey drizzle is as tasty as it sounds. There will be pics unless it's a disaster
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Question for the women. Men block your ears if you need to. Do any of you find Estradiol suppositories help you nod off to sleep easier? Since the gp started them I'm sleeping better providing I'm not woken.
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Rain woke me at 120 because it was hammering down and haven't shut my eyes since. It's gonna be a very very long day. Even Gypsy was pissed off with me and has gone back on my bed lol. Coffee is needed stat
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