Professional political athlete Chuck Schumer cannot let go of the game.
He should voluntarily retire before his metaphorical ACL blows out.
Sen John Kennedy is funny
Chuckles is suspect in my book and is just a Nancy Pelosi with testicles.
Allegedly.
But he can BBQ.
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People seem so surprised when billion dollar Enterprises are involved in shady stuff.
money, which is a phantom anyways, leads to corruption, even morally.
NVIDIA couldn’t liquidate $50 million to cash in leas than one year.
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Another person blew a fuse in DC today. Unfortunately it’s not surprising. Within the borders of the cesspool of national politics, is a very dangerous area. Investigation will possibly involve the NRA, HOA, FBI, BATF, and PEDs,
Do you even lift Bro?
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I think @CNN would get a lot more information from the White House press briefings if they would just shut up and listen to what’s being said.
@kaitlancollins took a dressing down in front of her colleagues.
She should get a side hustle as a dominatrix.
Balance.
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On career day, I said I wanted to be a comedian, and everybody laughed Nobody’s laughing now are they?
A woman that has birthed two or more babies has a groove in her pelvic bone
Women who gave birth pee if they laugh too hard
New internet slang IPM
I Peed Myself
Groovy.
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pre-Election Day 💰
Find a central position in your city.
Rent a warehouse.
Set up a screen printing operation
Print all the campaign signs for candidates in your area Pony up some money for supplies.
Rake the cash.
(Being non-partisan doubles your opportunity)
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Since tonight is apparently the end of democracy I am going to @CalicoFishHouse to have a final
“end of the world as I know it” meal.
And for the record, don’t misinterpret what I say,
@GavinNewsom is a joke.
He should sell used cars.
Electric ones.
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I highly doubt these midterm elections will make any difference in people’s attitudes.
If you vote, you can complain
If you don’t vote, you can complain also.
What a country!!
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I will put a handful of smarties up against a handful of candy corn
(not pictured because it’s disgusting )
any day of the week.
There’s already enough wax and high fructose corn syrup in my diet.
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It’s probably too late to do anything, e.g. lawsuit but when I voted for George W. Bush I thought I was voting for George HW Bush.
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If your last name begins with the letter C you are going to do well in the 2026 World Series.
If you are a woman under
5’ 3”and have an A or an E in your first name you are a psycho.
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I had to listen to him for eight years and I am not interested in hearing anything else from Obama.
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Deacon
May
Mercury
Taylor (actually relaxing for him)
You really can’t beat that bass line.
Dragon Attack
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