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ᅠ the plaque on his desk says he's a "devil hunter", yet he has yet to see a single devil in the four years he's been working there. unless the countless women that are brought to him on a daily basis were the devils all along...? 😱 ᅠ

ᅠ b-but why...? wasn't she annoyed just a few short seconds ago...? ᅠ

ᅠ s-should I um, wait in the halls or just g-go home...? ᅠ

ᅠ understood, t-thank you! I'll be trying to make it quick... ᅠ

ᅠ G-Gifted...? B-B-Big...? I-I'm literally shorter than you are... B-But you are r-right... I won't stain you with my feeble existence, not until I've become strong enough to try and compete... ᅠ

ᅠ I-I'm s-s-sorry...!!! I h-have w-w-washed today, but, uh, it's been a b-busy day and s-so I got s-sweaty, and, um... I'm s-sorry...? ᅠ

ᅠ I-I'm sorry for being so... uh, w-weak... but I-I will keep training u-until I'm n-not...! ᅠ

ᅠ his devil hunting does not pay well enough , so he is now also working at that bubble tea in the mall. and that point seems to be getting more popular by the day thanks to the new "flavor"... ᅠ

ᅠ his erection should be a proof that he does in fact get it. but his brain manages to contain it... ...for now. ᅠ

ᅠ it has been at least three weeks since the daughter of the boss of his boss, @LIGHTNlNGFL4SH, has began doing this at him... he has yet to figure out what it means but it must be about him slacking off or something similar. ᅠ

ᅠ black history month means that the chances of being attacked by a white lady suddenly skyrocket for an innocent boy like Kobeni . why are they all doing this , he has yet to discover . ᅠ

ᅠ devil magic makes him appear so much bigger than he actually is. you'd never believe he's actually only a little above 4 feet. ᅠ

ᅠ after a while, he finally managed to gently push her away, thus getting a bit of a breather. " c-can we maybe s-stop yet...? if you'd l-l-like, we can move, uh... e-elsewhere...? " ᅠ

ᅠ see? he does know how to do a cosplay! ᅠ

ᅠ " o-oh, I se-- " before he could even finish, she was already assaulting his face with an ensemble of kisses. with this being the very time he was kissed, ever, he, of course, had the very appropriate reaction that is creaming his pants in an instant. ᅠ

ᅠ he was a little too dazzled by her beauty to notice that she walked right up towards him. " u-uh... h-h-hello, M-Ma'am... a-are you sure you have the, um, r-right person...?" his eyes were darting around, failing to meet her gaze, as he remained erect... ᅠ

ᅠ him staring at her from the other end of the restaurant with what could only be a weapon of mass murder in his pants is, in fact, the proof of interest. hopefully he doesn't run away from her before she gets close to him... ᅠ

ᅠ l-looks c-comfy... ᅠ

ᅠ his (lack of) self-esteem means you should clarify such things, or he might just get the wrong idea... for example, that there might actually be someone who likes him a little bit... which is not true at all... ᅠ