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Comedy Slut | Gamer™ | Kind and Benevolent GM | Amateur Miniature Painter | Professional Software Dev | All around fun person | She/Her | 27

DC area
Joined June 2011
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I should have been a theater kid
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Apparently cisgender is a slur on this app lol
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Me being born in women's history month was what we in the business call "foreshadowing"
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I either made this joke last year or stole it from someone else. This is what we in the business call "a callback"
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Unironically worried I might just die
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Like could I move? Yeah, probably. It'd be a huge burden obviously but if my life was on the line yeah I could make it happen. But it's mean giving up my entire social network, the web of support that has kept me going through some pretty fucking rough times. Not sure I'd be ok.
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Oh and when I say "my life on the line" I mean "death before detransition". Trying to separate my transness from my personhood is incomprehensible to me. Asking me to stop being trans is like asking me to stop needing to breathe. I wouldn't know where to begin
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In my obnoxious contest retweets era again #GuardianGiveaways
Guardian Giveaways continues! Follow @bungiestore and quote retweet this post including #GuardianGiveaways by Feb 27 at 8:59 AM PT for a chance to win a signed limited edition Lightfall Collector's Edition.
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I kinda wanna change my name again and this time just first name: Hannah Piper middle name: last name:
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Hannah the Reader🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
They were so close, his eyes a beautiful green, his lips soft and welcome and just out of reach. Charity wondered what might happen if she leaned forward. Closed the distance between them. His words interrupted her thoughts. "This isn't even my final form."
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Hannah the Reader🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
retweet if you have luxurious tits 🤍
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Hannah the Reader🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
BREAKING: @ZeniMaxWorkers won their election, making them the FIRST official bargaining unit of @microsoft and the largest certified video game studio union in the U.S. The company has formally recognized the union with @CWAunion. Historic win. What a way to start 2023!!🥳🎮🌱
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I enjoy being slutty more than actually having sex tbh
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I said this and realized it's because being slutty is a bit wtf is wrong with me
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I know that @ninerivens calls me out on it constantly but I didn't realize how much the bit really owns my entire existence
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