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Lagos, Nigeria
Joined March 2019
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"If I ever made you happy, if any of my goals ever made you hug someone, forget a worry, or feel proud, then it was all worth it." ~ Cristiano Ronaldo, November 5th, 2026.
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1v4 Stump Game😂🔨
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he faked a jump, what a guy
The control, the finish 🤤
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Boys go always bounce back na why dem dey call us bouncing baby boy
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Happy Birthday, Big Boy❤️
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Lol. You’re more likely to get a free haircut from your barber if he knows you’re getting married than get a markup in price. Smh.
If a barber charges 5X regular price because the groom was getting married, nobody would question that it's insane lmao
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Brooooo, that na very deadly blow… If that guy no get body, e for no survive am😭😭😭😭
VIDEO: The guy in the white shirt and green facing cap was campaigning for President Tinubu, but unfortunately, his campaign ended with a punch to the face.
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The easiest way to learn a new sport is to get the video game. 2k got me into NBA. Anyone trying to learn NFL should just get Madden. Light work
Why I love my nfl, we no get ikeja casuals, before you understand how 1st - 3rd downs work, we don finish 2 seasons
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Maslow's hierarchy of needs teaches us that people must have their basic physiological needs met before they can meaningfully concern themselves with higher level needs. How do you explain the importance of wildlife conservation to the average Nigerian who is hungry, struggling to survive and has little or no understanding of conservation?
Foreign Man Pays Men Attempting to Sell Sea Turtle Along Road Near Eko Hotel, Lagos, and Returns It to the Sea "Today, I witnessed something that genuinely broke my heart but also restored a little of my faith in humanity. While leaving Eko Hotel, Lagos State, I saw some men trying to sell a sea turtle in the middle of the road as though it were an ordinary item of trade. A foreign man stopped and tried everything possible to stop them. He shouted, pleaded and appealed to the people around him, including the uniformed police officers present, to understand that what they were doing was wrong. Sadly, it seemed his voice was the only one speaking up for a creature that couldn't speak for itself. However, he refused to give up. He eventually paid the men for the turtle, not to own it but to give it another chance at life. With the assistance of a police van, the turtle was taken back to the sea and released into its natural habitat." — A lady shares what she witnessed near Eko Hotel in Lagos State.
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As my final act of love for Ronaldo, I will become the most disciplined,focused and obsessed version of myself. Win or lose does not matter, but I will never quit without a fight. No matter how bad it hurts, how lonely it gets, or how sad I feel, I will never give up on my dream.
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Mass migration can never be a long term solution to economic hardship. We need to fight for the soul of our country
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MEN ONLY! 😭😂 What’s ONE thing your wife does that drives you crazy? IT’S A TRAP!!🪤 😭
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Long as dem no debit me as dem dey use me, the arrangement dey very okay for me
Being used for sex by a woman isn’t as fun as you guys make it sound🫩
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I actually cried. This is so sad. Life is unfair to men .
I’ve asked my mom many times, why did you get married to my dad out of all men? He’s poor. - A Nigerian lady.
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My own in this cohabitation yarns be say as una dey come make una sha warn una papa o. “My father will arrest everybody” na for your secondary school bf o, if e too do anyhow na him we go arrest o.
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you fornicate but you’re more morally upright because you don’t sleep over
Replying to @AimaMoh
Being an adult doesn’t exempt you from morals or doing the right thing
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wonder why there was so much vim for the co-pilot lady. Misogyny will make you foolish
BREAKING: Jeff Gregory, a 55-year-old pilot from Pennsylvania, has been identified as the pilot of the LearJet 60 that crashed yesterday in Palm Beach County, Florida. Jeff had 2 decades of flying experience, according to those familiar with him. His family are devout Christians and active in their local church. He leaves behind a beautiful wife and several wonderful children. Please pray for his family and friends.
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Because of a couple stupid analogies, Yall are hailing this guy.. Is this what yall applaud.. The mediocrity yall allow.. Pssssss.
Man Questions Tinubu’s Second-Term Bid, Says Incumbents Should Campaign Based on Their Achievements "If you are already in office and campaigning for a second term, your focus should be on saying, 'I have done this and that, and I will improve on them if given another term.' — A man reacts after he was asked whether President Bola Tinubu deserves a second term. He further gives an example of someone beating another person, injuring him, and later apologising while promising to subsidise his medical bills and give him a loan to cover other expenses. He questions whether the victim should praise the person despite being responsible for the initial pain.
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Method 101 on how to spoil your life
the Martingale Strategy is that it doesn't matter how many times you lose — if you keep doubling and playing, you'll eventually win, and be up by the amount you first bet.
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