ELDAN [GONE TO LUNCH]

YES I HAVE REALISED THE PUBLISHING DREAM OF GOING ON A LONG LUNCH AND NEVER RETURNING TO THE OFFICE WHAT OF IT

LONDON BOOK FAIR IN PICTURES #LBF18

IF YOU ARE NOT COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR FEET EVERY FIVE MINUTES WHO EVEN ARE YOU #LBF2018

EDITORIAL NOTE: IT IS ACTUALLY A GENDER PAY CHASM

IT IS GREAT TO WORK IN AN INDUSTRY FULL OF WOMEN

BOOKS ARE SO IMPORTANT FOR OUR CHILDREN’S FUTURE WHEN SOCIETY COLLAPSES THEY CAN USE THEM AS FUEL

COMING THIS HALLOWEEN FINAL DESTINATION: ESCAPE FROM THE HACHETTE WAREHOUSE WATCH THE TRAILER: m.youtube.com/watch?v=EKe_jo…

THE TOTE BAG IS DOOMED

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TALK DIRTY teapaw.org/guardianbooks/status/9…

THE NOVEL IS NOT DEAD YET BUT I’M WORKING ON IT

STILL WONDERING WHAT TO GET YOUR LOVED ONES FOR CHRISTMAS DO NOT GET WITHIN 100M OF ANYONE WHO WORKS IN PUBLISHING

GREAT teapaw.org/juhakeranen/status/942…

ONCE I MET SOMEBODY WHO READ THE MAN BOOKER PRIZE WINNER IN PAPERBACK AND I THREW UP MY NIBBY

MY BOOKS OF THE YEAR: - THAT ONE THAT WON THAT PRIZE - THAT ONE THAT WON THAT OBSCURE PRIZE - THAT REALLY LONG ONE THAT YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO EVEN KNOW ABOUT - THAT ONE THAT I READ A DECADE BEFORE IT WAS PUBLISHED BECAUSE I AM VERY IMPORTANT - YOUR MUM

WHY HASN’T ANYONE ASKED ME FOR A LIST OF MY FAVOURITE BOOKS OF THE YEAR

LIBRARIES ARE TIME MACHINES LIBRARIES ARE VORTEXES LIBRARIES ARE PORTALS INTO A HELL DIMENSION WHERE THE STING OF A THOUSAND PAPER CUTS WILL BE YOUR ONLY REPRIEVE FROM OBLIVION

READING MAKES THE WORLD A BITTER PLACE

DON'T LET THEM SEE YOU TRY

WOMEN IN PUBLISHING SHOULD BE PAID EQUALLY TO CLEAN UP AFTER ME

HATE #280CHARACTERS? LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT BOOKS