Professional yak shaver. Systems division.

Joined January 2019
Ya know.....You would think that Microsoft Copilot would support Powershell files.....
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Making my first video game ever.
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The fact that the abbreviation MFA also stands for multi-factor authentication is the best joke about this
Hi @DanishMFA, I am available for consulting.
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Hi @DanishMFA, I am available for consulting.
BREAKING: A hacker accessed Denmark's national ID database with the password "123456," exposing details of 8.8 million people
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What’s the best fast food chain now? It’s been while for me.
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Sir, This is a Taco Bell.
For crying out loud, cut your toenails over the sink next time.
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Petition to bring back pizza to the Krusty Krab. Sign bellow.
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At this point I’m just programming for sport.
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What do you call this dish?
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RED TEAMING MY COFFEE MAKER: I tried to clean my coffee maker. Apparently that requires an app. We put a computer and a network stack in a box that heats water, and somehow made cleaning it harder. Fine. It’s a computer now. Let’s see what it’s doing on my network, what the app talks to, and how much infrastructure we apparently need to make coffee. Live findings and dead ends below 👇
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Bluetooth pairing wasn’t enough. the coffee maker wanted application-level authentication too. found its existing pairing key in my own account, derived the eight-byte secret, and sent it. the status read that previously said “not permitted” now returns 40 0c 00 00 00 00 6b 00.
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BLE auth works. pressed the physical button and got capsule reading and brewing notifications. then it disconnected. telemetry: working. coffees started by my computer: zero.
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Nobody: Me: Let’s red team the coffee maker. I asked for an espresso. It exposed a port.
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client_loop: send disconnect: Broken pipe
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Do you think they had to use DocuSign for their discharge paperwork?
BREAKING: DocuSign to reportedly layoff 15 million employees, about 6% of its workforce.
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