BREAKING: Legal scholars say Trump’s ICE deportation policies can be used by a Democratic president to arrest Elon Musk on the street by masked agents in an unmarked van, hold him in a concentration camp for weeks, confiscate all his money, and deport him to Sudan.

BREAKING: Stephen Miller is reportedly upset so many people globally refer to him as "Nosferatu Goebbels."

BREAKING: The GOP is writing new rules for endorsements next election that specify candidates can’t be more than 1 of these: wife-beater, child beater, pedophile, Nazi/Klan member, or a convicted felon. One GOP official said, “Too many candidates this year are two or more!”

BREAKING: Todd Blanche is reportedly concerned his refusal to follow laws, subpoenas, and court orders to release the Epstein Files next year will make Congress revoke his salary and defund his staff, courts fine him thousands daily, and Trump write him IOUs he'll never pay.

BREAKING: Jared and Ivanka reportedly might move to Israel if Democrats win Congress to hide from subpoenas over scheming with Netanyahu outside the State Department to level Gaza, sabotage the Iran negotiations, and commit the US to the Iran War while profiteering from all 3.

BREAKING: A top GOP senator says, "Trump is just being Trump," by promising billions in investments to voters across the US if Republicans keep control of Congress, and all the money will instead immediately go toward another round of tax cuts for billionaires and corporations.

BREAKING: A GOP senator asked for anonymity to reveal that "everyone in Congress knows Trump's second term is a disaster," but 1/3 of Republicans are grifting his supporters, 1/3 are afraid of Trump ending their careers, and 1/3 are afraid his cult is a danger to their families.

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly livid that Kristi Noem wasted so much of ICE's budget on frivolous PR stunts for herself, and laundered even more in no-bid contracts to companies giving her kickbacks, that ICE doesn’t have the funds to pull off the midterm coup he wanted.

BREAKING: Senate Republicans are reportedly “astonished” by Donald Trump’s hostility toward Ukraine, and are asking themselves if there were any possible clues over the last decade that could have hinted Trump would choose Vladimir Putin over Volodymyr Zelenskyy.

BREAKING: Texas Republicans are blaming Donald Trump for forcing them to gerrymander the state’s election map into a dummymander where the GOP will now lose more seats to Democrats than if they hadn’t changed the map at all.

BREAKING: Donald Trump and JD Vance’s new hotline for reporting election fraud has reportedly been busy with hundreds of tips warning about Trump sending ICE and police to polling stations, Trump’s lies about mail-in voting, and his threats to declare martial law.

BREAKING: Several opticians are offering JD Vance a free eye checkup and a free pair of glasses after he claimed he had seen no evidence that Donald Trump has enriched himself while president.

BREAKING: At the current trajectory of Donald Trump’s plummeting poll numbers, his approval rating will be lower than the average age of his sex-trafficking victims by June of 2027.

BREAKING: Donald Trump claims that if Democrats win control of Congress they'll raise gas prices, increase inflation, start a war, solicit bribes for political access, give military contracts to their kids, and abuse their power for frivolous investigations of political enemies.

BREAKING: Donald Trump was reportedly heckled at his rally this morning as protesters interrupted several times to shout, "Low energy!" "We want Jeb Bush!" and "Please clap!" at him.

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly livid after his own supporters told MAGA influencers that his recent rallies have been “lower energy than Jeb Bush circa 2016.”

BREAKING: Democrats in New Mexico are sponsoring legislation to rename the state as "Release The Epstein Files."