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Gretchen Hamann 🧜🏻‍♀️

@HamannGeez

so no one told you life was gonna be this way 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Joined November 2014
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Ordered a new California King bed and I haven’t been this excited about a purchase in EVER
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your least favorite Capricorn, Skyler.@skylerandwine3 Sep 2020
Me: makes a drink for Mo Mo: wow are you trying to Gretchen me??? 🥴🥴🥴 @HamannGeez
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your least favorite Capricorn, Skyler.@skylerandwine20 Aug 2020
Something poetic about getting Gretchen’d with @HamannGeez on Gretchen’s birtbday. But wow this hangover.
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your least favorite Capricorn, Skyler.@skylerandwine17 Aug 2020
Everything in Warrensburg is busy and I hate it today. Stupid kids.
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I’ve gone smell blind 😳
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The Yuletide Gay@AndAwllThatJazz15 Jun 2020
Replying to @HamannGeez
@HamannGeez & Dylan's Suns Out Buns Out post...
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I UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN’T FULLY UNDERSTAND BUT I CAN STAND WITH YOU ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 #BlackLivesMattter #BLM
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Lost 9 lbs last month for a total of -30! Finally found a lifestyle that includes eating to fuel myself, never going hungry, and enjoying exercising my body!
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Check me out 😎🔥
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REBUG@rebugmp429 Apr 2020
Important!!
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Dylan’s doing yard work with headphones on and just signing his heart out and it’s adorable 😊😍
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Amiyah Scott@KingAmiyahScott20 Apr 2020
I don’t give a fuck what they’re reopening, y’all are not gonna see me for a few more months; have fun
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I ate gluten 3 days in a row for the first time in months (I’ve eaten it 5 times since Jan 2nd) and I feel like shit! No more! Ever! It’s not worth it 😩😩
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It’s Monday! Everyone remember to “Gretchen” yourself tonight 😉🥴
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⋆⁺₊⋆ kiera ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆@kierapom10 Apr 2020
Soooo who else used to rock these bangs 😅
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I actually scared myself reading my book last night in bed lol
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My hair is falling out at an alarming rate 😩
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Eating chickpeas is like making hummus in my mouth
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Jeff Mason@JeffWMason6 Apr 2020
My pitch for an app: A scoring app that allows employees to rate a customer. Companies opt in. Grocery stores. Bars. Hotels. Even your gym (that you never go to). If you've got a high score, you're eligible for discounts at participating locations. Low score? Public shaming.
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