Hammermage

Hello! I'm Hammermage! I like old Nintendo games, Magic the Gathering, multiplayer games with friends, and so on. I'd love to get into voice acting, commentating, and/or hosting shows someday! I also like making fun outfits for myself, so here's a few of them!

I've said multiple times this year that the AI bubble will pop within the year or so. I've never wanted to be more right about anything than this. Please please please let it really crumble!

I know what my next D&D one shot special is going to be... ya know, once I finish and play the current one lol...

Do girls actually wanna see their male friends/bfs put on a dress or is that just an anime thing? Genuine question.

I wanna make a poll for what I should do for a Halloween costume, but I'm not sure what to even put on it haha

*bashes you over the head with a hammer* hey give me some attention. *bashes you again" hey give me some attention. *bash* hey *bash* hey *bash* hey

My ass is so sore...

Petition to change "like nails on a chalkboard" to something more modern, like "fingerprints on a computer monitor" or "fingerprints on a screen".

It's hard to do this format cuz i don't like that middle ground looks like "ehh I don't care either way" when in reality to me it means "both are good!"

Yesterday I was told "I can't believe no one has you collared and on a leash" and I just replied "I'm trying"...

I love all the "can my character fuck yours" posts but it's impractical to reply to all of them to convey my openness of use of me in art and also interaction bait so I feel even less incentivised to reply. But yes, your character can fuck mine.

I'll be honest, I don't know much about the current cyber security threats. But I do know one thing you can do to help protect yourself. BACKUP ALL YOUR IMPORTANT DATA RIGHT NOW TO A PHYSICAL DRIVE! Any art, photos, vtuber models, anything you don't wanna lose forever. Be safe!

A hug would not fully fix me but it would be like a 99% improvement, no joke.

The disparity in the normal life of people who have regularly been in relationships vs the people who never/rarely been in relationships is insane. Truly I think the two are incapable of understanding each other.

Would you like it if game studios broke out old game engines to make more games? Like if Nintendo made a new Zelda in the Wind Waker engine? Or Fire Emblem in the GBA style, like an official romhack? Or another Elder Scrolls in the Skyrim engine? Or is that too cash grabby?

I was thinking about how most vtubers make their various screens make them look cool, and that's not what I go for haha. I wanna make sure it's clear on every that I'm a girlfailure lol. My favorite example...

This would fix me honestly

Would you gain support with me if I did a somersault?

Never have I related more to an image

I feel like people's ideas of good Fire Emblem units are only units that can solo/one round. And while yeah, that's strong, there's much more to value than just "can win fights solo", especially since that usually doesn't hold up as well in the late game.