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Hammond Cheese

@HammondCheddar

200 avg Bowler. Shedeur Truther. Critics call me “retarded”, but my Coach said he’s never seen such a soft spoken white boy with a jumper as smooth as mine.

 Boston, MA
Joined June 2025
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My buddy just put his ball marker down on his seat so nobody would take it. #EXPAND
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How do people just smile all the time? Lady on her bike just strolled past me all giggly n shit. Ain’t nothing to smile about in my life
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This is where my tee shot ended up today. How am I supposed to play this
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#Friday
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Sent my buddy a tee time. Got this response. Dropped his first HIO as a -16 today.
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#pourabeerontheworstguyyouknowchallenge
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How high of a hdcp do you have to be to press 👍 here?
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Can someone sell me some used lefty clubs.
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A white boy in motion stays in motion. #NoReturnOffer #ThanksDad
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I think he has given up at this point
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First week of the internship. He is #NotGonnaMakeIt
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I miss Tom Brady man
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Fellas, how would you feel if the wife bought you flowers?
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This is the Pro V1 of toilet paper and you can’t tell me otherwise
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Wife took me out for a drink. Man in women dominated fields. #Inclusive
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Not a bad view for the next 45 years of my life #ReturnOffer #NoAnkles
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Why do spiders put their webs in the worst fuckin places possible. Like you ain’t gonna catch shit inside my fuckin freezer
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Everyone an “influencer” now when they really just “unemployed”
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Thinking about throwing one of these things on the new Callaway bag. Could get some good looks, could get shrunk
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Fellas is it gay to drink this bullshit if the wife bought it for you? #Thinking #LANK
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First week of the internship. He is #NotGonnaMakeIt
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Summer of the White Boy
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